LUCY – Tom The Baptist

SUMMARY:

Lucy appears to be a typical household cat, but behind her feline exterior lies a mind enhanced by a revolutionary neural chip that allows her to navigate the worlds of both humans and animals. As a newly minted agent of the Cat Intelligence Agency (C.I.A.), Lucy leads a hidden life of espionage that stretches far beyond the walls of her home with her master, Tom. Through a mysterious portal hidden in a bathroom mirror, she is pulled into a dark, reimagined Transylvania where historical shadows come to life and a secret war between werewolves and vampires threatens the balance of power. Blending surreal noir elements with a techno-thriller edge, the story follows Lucy as she balances her domestic loyalties with a mission that could reshape the course of a hidden history.

Our Story…

HI. MY NAME IS LUCY. I AM TOM`S CAT. NO NOT A TOMCAT! GROSS! TOM IS MY MASTER. I DO WHAT HE SAYS. AT LEAST I TRY TO. IF HE IS LOOKING ESPECIALLY. RECENTLY TOM ENROLLED ME IN A PROGRAM WITH A GUY NAMED ELON. HE INSERTED A CHIP INTO MY BRAIN. SO NOW I CAN COMMUNICATE IN EVERY LANGUAGE KNOWN TO MAN. AND A LOT OF OTHER INFO TOO NUMEROUS TO MENTION. BUT I DID HAVE TO SIGN A DISCLAIMER. I CAN ONLY TALK TO TOM UNLESS HE SAYS OTHERWISE. LIKE I SAID: MY MASTER!!!

OF COURSE MY FAVORITE LANGUAGE IS STILL PUSSY. THAT IS THE ONLY WAY I CAN TALK TO MY HUSBAND DEZI. DEZI IS NOT SO MUCH INTO TECH. BESIDES, THE ONLY CATS THAT CAN GET THE SURGERY ARE C.I.A. MEMBERS. CAT INTELLIGENCE AGENCY. I GUESS I AM THE FOUNDING MEMBER SINCE I AM THE FIRST CAT TO BE TESTED.

DEZI? HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT ME BEING IN THE C.I.A.? “I DON`T KNOW YET. YOU HAVEN`T DONE ANYTHING. BUT YOU ARE THE BOSS RIGHT? SINCE YOU WERE NUMBER ONE.” NO DEZI. I CAN`T BE IN LEADERSHIP BECAUSE I AM MARRIED. THE C.I.A. DOESN`T LIKE CONFLICTS LIKE THAT. “HOW DO YOU FEEL?” DEZI YOU KNOW THAT I LOVE YOU MORE THAN ANYTHING ELSE. EVER SINCE THAT FIRST DAY THAT TOM BOUGHT ME HOME. THE FIRST DAY I MET YOU. IT WAS LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT.

I GUESS I SHOULD TELL YOU. APPARENTLY CLICKS ARE IMPORTANT. OR I WOULD NOT SHARE SUCH SENSITIVE INFORMATION. HITLER IS ALIVE. HE LIVES IN TRANSYLVANIA. STILL FIGHTING THE JEWS. SOMETIMES I WISH I DIDN`T KNOW SO MUCH. BUT TOM HAS THIS 3 SIDED MIRROR IN HIS BATHROOM. IF YOU MOVE THE MIRRORS SO THAT YOU ARE IN ALL 3 OF THEM YOU ARE TRANSFERRED TO HITLERS CASTLE IN TRANSYLVANIA THROUGH A PORTAL. I KNOW THIS BECAUSE OF COURSE AS SOON AS TOM TOLD ME ABOUT THE MIRROR I TRIED IT OUT. OH MY GOD. NEXT THING I KNOW I WAS SITTING THERE IN FRONT OF HIS FRONT DOOR. TOM WAS RIGHT BEHIND ME. HE HAD SEEN WHAT I HAD DONE. “I GUESS I SHOULD INTRODUCE YOU TO HITLER LUCY. HE NEEDS TO KNOW WHATS GOING ON WITH THE NEW TECH. BUT DON`T BRING UP YOUR JOB IN THE CIA. REMEMBER IT`S A SECRET.”

MEIN FUHRER!!! TOM SAID AS HE SALUTED HITLER. I SALUTED HIM TOO WHICH MADE HIM LAUGHT. “SUCH A PRETTY CAT. AND YOU TRAINED HER TO SALUTE!” I CAN SPEAK TOO: I BRAGGED. OOPS. IS IT OK IF I TALK TO MR. HITLER? “YOU DON`T HAVE TO ASK HIM. I MAKE THE RULES AROUND HERE.”

I HAD A VERY UNEASY FEELING. I KNEW THAT HITLER WAS BAD. I HAD BEEN PROGRAMMED CORRECTLY, BUT HE SEEMED SO NICE. SURELY HE DIDN`T KILL ALL THOSE PEOPLE. SUCH A NICE MAN. NO WAIT. I WAS HAVING TROUBLE UNDERSTANDING MY EMOTIONS.

“TOM. THE JEWS ARE GETTING STRONGER HERE IN TRANSYLVANIA. THEY SPREAD LIKE LOCUSTS.” THATS WHEN I LEARNED THE SECRET OF TRANSYLVANIA. IT WAS CONTROLLED BY THE JEWS. THE VAMPIRE JEWS. ALL THE JEWS IN TRANSYLVANIA WERE VAMPIRES. HITLER CALLED THEM BLOOD SUCKING JEWS. HE WAS RIGHT. OH WAIT. I`M NOT SUPPOSED TO SAY THAT. BUT HE SHOWED ME A DOCUMENTARY THAT SHOWED WHAT THE VAMPIRE JEWS WERE DOING IN TRANSYLVANIA TO THE CHILDREN. SUCKING THEIR BLOOD BEFORE THEY WERE EVEN TEENAGERS.

“WE HAVE TO GO TO WAR WITH THESE GOD DANB BLOODSUCKING JEWS!!! BEFORE THEY DESTROY A WHOLE GENERATION.” BUT MEIN FUHRER. HOW CAN YOU; ADOLF HITLER; TAKE ON SO MANY JEWS??? “I`VE BEEN FORMING MY OWN ARMY TOM. AN ARMY OF WARE WOLVES. WE ARE NOT AS STRONG IN NUMBERS AS THE VAMPIRES. BUT THEY HAVE TO SLEEP DURING THE DAY. SO WE HAVE A HUGE ADVANTAGE. I`M PREPARING MY ATTACK NOW. AS SOON AS SPRING GETS HERE I WILL CONDUCT MY SPRING OFFENSIVE.”

WELL MEIN FUHRER I WANTED YOU TO MEET LUCY SINCE WE WERE IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD. “LUCY YOUR THE MOST BEAUTIFUL GIRL CAT EVER.” THANKS MEIN FUHRER. I GET THAT ALOT. BUT IT IS REALLY A SOLID COMING FROM YOU. TOM AND I STAYED FOR DINNER. WATCHED HITLERS COLLECTION OF MOVIES UNTIL THE SUN CAME UP. WE HAD TO BE AT THE SAME PLACE WE ARRIVED AT IN ORDER TO GO BACK TO TOM`S HOUSE. RIGHT AT SUNRISE.

TOM. ALL OF MY INNER FEELINGS HAVE LEFT ME FILLED WITH ANXIETY. HOW CAN YOU CALL HIM “MEIN FUHRER?” LUCY I DO IT TO KEEP THE PEACE ANB STAY OUT OF THE GAS CHAMBER. HE HAS ONE IN HIS BASEMENT YOU KNOW.” OH MY GOD. HAVE YOU BEEN IN IT? “NO LUCY. BUT I THINK HE HAS SOME VAMPIRES IN THERE. DOING EXPERIMENTS ON THEM! AFTER THIS OCCASION I WAS VERY CAREFUL AROUND THAT 3 SIDED MIRROR.

I DECIDED NOT TO TELL DEZI ABOUT HITLER. I DON` LIKE TO KEEP SECRETS. BUT HE HAS NOT BEEN PROGRAMMED. I DON`T THINK HE EVEN KNOWS WHO HITLER IS, IT WAS GOOD TO BE HOME WITH DEZI. HE TOLD ME ABOUT HIS DAY. A MOUSE HE ALMOST GOT. I SOUNDED INTERESTED BUT I COULN`T STOP THINKING ABOUT HITLER, MY LIFE WAS GROWING MORE COMPLICATED BY THE MINUTE.

TODAY WE GOT OUR CIA JACKET. MINE SAYS “LUCY” ON THE RIGHT FRONT AND C.I.A. ON THE LEFT SIDE. IT IS SO KICK ASS. I FEEL LIKE MY LIFE HAS MEANING. I OF COURSE AM HAPPY TO BE TOM`S CAT AND DEZI`S WIFE. THIS JUST COMPLETES ME. I HAVE TO GO THRU SOME INTENSE TRAINING COMING UP. WITH ALL THE OTHER CIA CATS. I LOOK FORWARD TO IT. TO SHOW WHAT I GOT. WHAT I AM MADE OF. I DON`T MEAN MY PUSSY. OF COURSE I AM NUMBER 1 THERE. JUST ASK ANY BOYCAT.

“HELLO CATS! MY NAME IS VISCIOUS. I AM THE FIRST PRESIDENT OF THE CIA. AND WILL BE RESPONSIBLE FOR YOUR TRAINING. BUT FIRST I WILL TAKE ATTENDANCE. CUTEY?” HERE. “SCATTER?” HERE. “SHATTER? …ARE YOU GUYS SISTERS?” YES. YES. “LUCY?” HERE. “OH YES. IT SAYS HERE LUCY THAT YOU NEED TO GO TO THE OFFICE IMMEDIATELY AFTER THIS CLASS.” (UH-OH)

“I SEE IN YOUR PROGRAMMING THAT YOU MET WITH A MAN WHO CALLS HIMSELF HITLER.” HOW DID YOU KNOW? WHO TOLD YOU? “NO LUCY. AS SOON AS YOU WALKED INTO THIS BUILDING WE ALREADY KNEW EVERYTHING ABOUT YOUR MEETING WITH HITLER. WE ARE ABLE TO REPLAY YOUR INTERNAL SENSOR AT OUR CONVENIENCE.” YOU MEAN I HAVE NO PRIVACY? WHAT ABOUT WHEN DEZI IS LICKING MY PUSSY? “I DON`T THINK WE HAVE ANY INTEREST IN THAT!” SO YOU KNOW EVERYTHING. EVERYTHING. “YES WE ARE INTERESTED IN THIS MAN WHO CALLS HIMSELF HITLER. WHO WENT TO THE TROUBLE TO HAVE PLASTIC SURGERY TO LOOK EXACTLY LIKE HIM. TO SOUND EXACTLY LIKE HIM. SO YOUR FIRST MISSION AS A CIA AGENT WILL BE TO DO A TOTAL INVESTIGATION OF THIS MAN. FROM OUR PRELIMINARY INVESTIGATION WE HAVE LEARNED THAT HE HAS A GIRL CAT NAMED WHITEY. SHE IS A LESBIAN GIRL CAT. DO YOU THINK YOU CAN DO THE JOB LUCY?” WELL, UH. YOU MEAN I HAVE TO BE A LESBIAN? “YES LUCY. DO YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THAT? THERE ARE PLENTY OF OTHER GIRL CAT CIA AGENTS!” OH, NO. I AM READY TO COMPLETE THIS MISSION SUCCESSFULLY. “GREAT. WE HAVE A FEW MOVIES FOR YOU TO WATCH AT HOME TONIGHT. LESBIAN GIRL CATS HAVING SEX…AND FIGHTING ALOT. LESBIAN GIRL CATS FIGHT ALOT!?”

LUCKILY DESI WAS SLEEPING WHEN I GOT HOME. FOR SOME REASON I WAS IN A HURRY TO WATCH THE MOVIE ABOUT LESBIAN GIRL CATS. I DON`T KNOW WHY. I HAD NEVER EVEN THOUGHT OF LESBIAN SEX. MMM HARDLY AT ALL… I DIDN`T KNOW ANY LESBIAN GIRL CATS BUT I HAD HEARD OF A FEW FROM MY FRIENDS. I QUICKLY GOT SOME OF MY FAVORITE CAT SNACKS AND PUT THE MOVIE ON PLAY. I COULD`NT BELIEVE HOW BEAUTIFUL THE STAR LESBIAN GIRL CAT WAS. SO SEXY! THEN I SAW HER BEAUTIFUL PUSSY. WHAT A PUSSY CAT. AND THEN THE OTHER SEXY LESBIAN GIRL CAT STARTED LICKING HER PUSSY. I COULD`NT HELP IT I STARTED RUBBING MY OWN PUSSY. THEN DESI WALKED IN. “LUCY DO YOU KNOW WHERE TOM HID THE CAT SNACKS?” I QUICKLY TURNED OFF THE TV WITH THE CONTROLLER BEFORE DESI LOOKED UP TO SEE WHAT I WAS WATCHING. CLOSE CALL.

TOM. YOU KNOW THE CIA IS PLANNING ON SENDING ME ON A MISSION. “REALLY LUCY. I GUESS YOU HAVE TO KEEP IT A SECRET???” OH NO TOM. I CAN TELL YOU EVERYTHING SINCE YOUR MY MASTER. THE CIA WANTS ME TO SPY ON HITLER. THEY DON`T BELIEVE HE IS REAL. “YOU MEAN THEY DON`T BELIEVE IN WHERE WOLVES???” I DON`T REMEMBER IF WE DISCUSSED WHERE WOLVES… “HOW LONG IS THE MISSION LUCY?” THE MISSION DOESN`T HAVE AN END POINT? “SO I GUESS I SHOULD JUST COME WITH YOU AT FIRST. I CAN BE YOUR COVER. WHEN I LEAVE YOU CAN JUST GET LOST FOR A FEW HOURS SO NO ONE CAN FIND YOU. I`LL TELL HITLER WHEN I HAVE TO GO. I`M SURE HE WON`T MIND YOU STICKING AROUND!

I WENT TO HEAD QUARTERS TODAY. THEY HAD VIDOES OF THE GIRL CAT NAMED “WHITEY.” HITLER`S CAT. SHE WAS SO HOT. A WELL KNOWN LESBIAN GIRL CAT. A BIG FOLLOWING ON THE NEW CAT INTERNET. APPARENTLY THIS CAT SLEEPS AROUND. I HOPE SHE CAN`T TELL THAT I`VE NEVER HAD LESBIAN GIRL CAT SEX.

DEZI? I`M GOING TO TELL YOU. “TELL ME WHAT LUCY?” I`M GOING TO TELL YOU ABOUT MY UPCOMING MISSION WITH THE CIA. “OH REALLY! YOUR FIRST ONE.” YES. I HAVE TO DO AN INVESTIGATION INTO HITLER. THE CIA DOESN`T BELIEVE THAT HE IS THE REAL HITLER. I`M SURE HE IS. JUST HAVE TO PROVE IT. AND GUESS WHAT DEZI. “YES LUCY?” HE IS A WHERE WOLF. THAT IS HOW HE HAS LIVED SO LONG. DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHO HE IS? “SORRY LUCY. NEVER HEARD OF HIM.”

“HOWS THE PACKING GOING LUCY?” GOOD, TOM. MY BUTT PACK IS ALMOST FULL. “I JUST HOPE EVERYTHING MAKES IT THRU THE TRANSFORMER. I`VE NEVER TRIED TO TAKE “STUFF.” YES I AM REALLY HOPING THAT MY FAVORITE CAT SPRAY MAKES IT THRU. I LOVE IT`S SMELL. CAN`T LIVE WITHOUT IT!!! CAT SCRATCH FEVER!!!

I TRULY LOVE THE WAY THAT TOM HOLDS ME WHEN WE GO THRU THE 3 SIDED MIRROR PORTAL. TOM CALLS IT A TRANSFORMER. IT IS A REAL RUSH FOR ABOUT 10 SECONDS BEFORE WE GET THERE…HITLERS CASTLE IN TRANSYLVANIA. A REAL RUSH. TOM TELLS ME IT IS LIKE DOING COCAINE. BUT I WOULD`NT KNOW ABOUT THAT…HE HE. HITLERS #2 MAN GREETED US AT THE DOOR. “THE FUHRER WILL BE SO GLAD YOU ARE HERE. I WILL GO GET HIM… THE CASTLE WAS OF OLD DESIGN ACCORDING TO TOM. 11TH CENTURY. IT WAS ALWAYS COLD UNLESS YOU WERE LUCKY ENOUGH TO HAVE A HUGE FIRE PLACE. OF WHICH THERE SEEMED TO BE MANY.

“I`M SO GLAD YOU MADE IT LUCY. HOW WAS YOUR TRIP?” A REAL RUSH MEIN FUHRER!!! “AND YOU BOUGHT TOM WITH YOU.” YA… HE KINDA FOLLOWS ME WHEREVER I GO. ( HITLER GOT A BIG LAUGH OUT OF THAT ONE!.) “ LUCY I WAS SO BUSY THE LAST TIME YOU WERE HERE THAT I NEGLECTED TO SHOW YOU MY CASTLE. WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE IT ALL?” OMG. I WOULD FOREVER BE IN YOUR DEBT. I`M SO EXCITED. IT`S ALREADY THE MOST BEAUTIFUL PLACE I HAVE EVER BEEN. “ WELL YOU MUST NOT GET AROUND MUCH. IT COULD DEFINITELY USE SOME NEW FURNITURE. IT`S JUST THAT I HAVE BEEN SO BUSY PLANNING MY ATTACK ON THE BLOOD SUCKING VAMPIRE JEWS. IT SEEMS THAT IT IS ALL I DO, PLANNING TO KILL THEM DAMN JEWS.” HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT OF A VACATION. PARIS? LONDON? “LUCY YOU ARE THE FUNNIEST CAT I HAVE EVER MET. I CAN`T REMEMBER WHEN I LAUGHED SO MUCH!” I`M JUST HERE TO PLEASE. BY THE WAY….WHERE IS YOUR CAT? “YOU MEAN WHITEY? SHE LIKES TO HANG OUT IN THE DUNGON. YOU`LL MEET HER DURING THE TOUR.”

MEIN FUHRER….”CALL ME ADOLF LUCY.” HOW COME YOU LOOK SO YOUNG COMPARED TO THE LAST TIME YOU WERE SEEN IN PUBLIC? YOU DON`T LOOK A DAY OVER 40. “YOU`RE SO KIND LUCY. ACTUALLY I HAVE HAD A FEW SURGERIES. AND YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY ABOUT NAZI DOCTORS!” ACTUALLY MY PROGRAM DOESN`T HAVE AN ANSWER FOR THAT ONE. “SIMPLE LUCY…NAZI DOCTORS ARE THE BEST.!!! (MEMORY NOT FOUND)

AS WE GOT CLOSER TO THE DUNGUN THERE WOULD BE AN OCCASIONAL SCREAM OR OTHER BAD SOUND. LIKE A YELL OR A MOAN OR THE SOUND OF CRYING. “OH PAY NO ATTENTION TO THOSE FAKERS. THEY LIKE TO ACT LIKE THEY ARE SPECIAL. AND LIFE IS HARD. THEY HAVE IT GOOD BEING IN MY DUNGUN. THERE LIFE FINDS MEANING. LIKE THE ADVANCEMENT OF SCIENCE. OR MEDICINE, OR SURGERIES. WE MAKE SURE THAT EACH JEW IS PUT THRU THE WHOLE GAMMOT OF OUR TESTS.” BUT ISN`T THAT A LOT OF PAIN. ALL THOSE TESTS. ESPECIALLY THE ONE WHERE YOU FREEZE THEM. “MOST JEWS DON`T MAKE IT THRU THE FREEZING TEST. ESPECIALLY THE WOMEN.” WHAT HAPPENS IF FREEZING DOESN`T KILL YOU? “WE JUST KEEP TESTING THEM TILL THERE IS NOTHING LEFT. NO PART OF THE JEW GOES TO WASTE WHEN IT COMES TO SUFFERING! (OH MY GOD!!!)

“OH THERE`S WHITEY. I KNEW YOU WOULD BE IN THE DUNGUN.” who is this sexy cat you bought me adolf? MY NAME IS LUCY (I SAID IN CAT <MEOW>) are you a fan of mine. Are you here to have sex with me? Cause I’m a very busy cat. WHAT IS SHE SAYING LUCY? IS SHE SPEAKING CAT TO YOU? TOM ASKED. YES. SHE IS SPEAKING CAT TO ME. AND NO I AM NOT HERE TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU. HOW RUDE!!! Well I wasn’t trying to be rude. I meet a lot of cats who think they know me and that I owe them a good time since I am the fuhrer`s cat.

WHY DO YOU HANG OUT IN THE DUNGUN? IT SEEMS A DEPRESSING PLACE. Exactly. I come here when I am depressed. After a while spent watching how bad these vampires have it. I don’t feel so bad. And my depression is over. INTERESTING. I`LL HAVE TO TRY THAT KIND OF MIND BENDER WHEN I GET HOME. Home? Where is that? WELL I AM TOM`S CAT. SO I LIVE WITH HIM IN ARIZONA. I’ve never been out of Transylvania. I hear that this is the best place for cats. WELL IT IS FOR YOU SINCE YOU ARE HITLER`S CAT. BELIEVE ME; IT IS NOT LIKE HE CAN LIVE JUST ANYWHERE!!!

Follow me Lucy. WAIT. WHERE ARE YOU GOING. WHAT ABOUT TOM? AND THE FUHRER? Don’t worry about those two Lucy. They won’t even notice we are gone. I FOLLOWED WHITEY TO THE VERY TOP OF THE CASTLE. I STOPPED COUNTING ON THE 11TH FLOOR. This is the eagles nest. IT WAS A ONE MAN OBSERVATORY THAT PROVIDED LINE OF SITE AS FAR AS YOU COULD SEE IN ANY DIRECTION. I love to be high. I get the biggest rush from being as high as possible. OF COURSE. ALL CATS ARE LIKE THAT…FUNNY. EVEN ME. I AM FEELING THAT RUSH RIGHT NOW. SUDDENLY WHITEY GRABBED ME. SHE STARTED RUBBING MY PUSSY WITH HERS. I TRIED TO RESIST….REALLY. BUT SHE WAS SO PERSISTANT. AND I DIDN`T WANT TO BE RUDE. BESIDES….I COULD`NT RESIST.

YOU ARE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WHITE CAT I HAVE EVER SEEN. So that must mean you enjoyed the sex. Did you cum? I`M STILL CUMING!! Omg Lucy. I don’t usually spend so much time having sex. I mean twice. With a stranger? I must be getting weak in my odd age. HOW OLD ARE YOU: I’m 7. In cat years of course. Still in my prime. I`LL SAY WHITEY. I FIND YOU QUITE IRRESISTIBLE. ROUND 2.

I WAS BEGINNING TO WORRY ABOUT YOU LUCY, TOM SAID. WHITEY SHOWED ME THE EAGLES NEST. THE HIGHEST PLACE IN THE CASTLE. “OH WE CAN GO THERE AFTER DINNER.. I TRULY ENJOY WATCHING THE SUNSET THERE.” SO YOU SPEND A LOT OF TIME THERE MEIN FUHRER? “YES I DO LUCY. I DO SOME OF MY DEEPEST THINKING THERE. LET ME TAKE YOU THERE AFTER DINNER.” BUT IT IS SO SMALL. WHERE WILL I SIT? “IN MY LAP LUCY?” UH OH…

DINNER WAS SO GOOD. I LOVE CHICKEN. WHY DIDN`T YOU HAVE ANY? “I DON`T EAT MEAT MUCH IF AT ALL. I AM MOSTLY VEGETARIAN.” TELL ME MORE ABOUT YOUR WAR WITH THE VAMPIRES. “I`M SORRY LUCY. I`D RATHER NOT. I`D PREFER TO JUST LOOK OUT OVER THE MOUNTAINS AND RELAX.” SO WAS ATTACKING RUSSIA WHY YOU LOST THE WAR? SUDDENLY HITLER FLEW INTO A RAGE. HE STOOD UP SO FAST THAT I WENT FLYING. ALMOST GOING THRU THE OPEN WINDOW. “I LOST THE WAR BECAUSE OF INCOMPETENT GENERALS. BECAUSE OF TREASON IN THE RANKS AT THE VERY TOP.” I FIGURED I BETTER CHANGE THE SUBJECT…TELL ME MORE ABOUT WHEN YOU BECAME A WHERE WOLF. “IT WAS THE DAY I LEFT BERLIN. RIGHT BEFORE IT FELL OF COURSE. OUR SCIENTISTS HAD WORKED UP THE FORMULA. AS SIMPLE AS GETTING A SHOT. NOT LIKE IN THE REAL WORLD WHERE YOU HAVE TO GET BITTEN BY A WHERE WOLF OR HAVE ONE OF THEM SCRATCH YOU.“ SO NOW YOU LIVE FOREVER? “THERE ARE NO GUARANTEES OF COURSE. EVERY DAY IS A GIFT. ANOTHER CHANCE TO RID THE WORLD OF THE VERMIN JEWS.” AND VAMPIRES!!!

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