LUCY – Page 4 – Tom The Baptist

WAIT MEIN FUHRER. IF I MAY INTERRUPT. I HAVEN`T BEEN TOM`S CAT FOR VERY LONG REALLY. I DIDN`T EVEN KNOW ABOUT YOU UNTIL I HAPPENED TO FALL INTO TOM`S MIRROR. ACTUALLY IT SUCKED ME IN CAUSE I GOT TOO CLOSE. I COULN`T HELP IT. I`VE NEVER SEEN 3 OF ME. IT WAS A SHOCK. TOM HAS NEGLECTED TO TELL ME HOW HE MET YOU. “I`M NOT SURPRISED LUCY. I AM BEGINNING TO THINK HE IS ASHAMED OF OUR RELATIONSHIP. Oh no mein furher. Lucy hasn’t been speaking that long. Let alone understanding. It wasn’t until elon gave her a new brain that we began to discuss things. And we just never got around to hitler. “YES. IT IS OBVIOUS I AM NOT A PRIORITY TO YOU. AT LEAST OUR RELATIONSHIP. I CAN REMEMBER THE FIRST TIME I SAW YOUR ART ON THE INTERNET. AS AN ARTIST I WAS IMPRESSED. THERE WAS SOMETHING ABOUT IT THAT DREW ME IN. I DECIDED TO PAY A VISIT TO HIM.” Yes I remember. You knocked on my door at 3:00 in the morning. I couldn’t find my gun of course. “YES. I TOLD HIM MY NAME WAS ADOLF. AND I WAS HERE TO SEE HIM ALL THE WAY FROM GERMANY.” I didn’t think nothing of it. I mean the name. Believe it or not mein furher, my father’s middle nam was adolf. And he fought in world war 2. Luckily it was against Japan. He sounded friendly enough. So I opened my door. I didn’t even recognize him. He said he was a big fan of my internet post. A fan of my art. And that he had a present for me. REALLY TOM. WHAT WAS IT. It was the 3 sided mirror. And the rest is history.

“SO TOM. WHAT IS IT TO BE? ARE YOU GOING TO HELP ME DEFEAT THE BASTARDLY VAMPIRE JEWS? I AM CONFIDENT TOGETHER WE CAN BE VICTORIOUS.” ACTUALLY MEIN FUHRER I AM QUITE BUSY. AND I DON`T REALLY HAVE THE SAME PASSION ABOUT THE VAMPIRE JEWS. THOUGH I CAN SYMPATHIZE. I`VE NEVER MET SOMEONE SO PASSIONATE ABOUT SOMETHING. AND BESIDES, I AM SURE I WOULD BE A LOUSY GENERAL. I WAS TRAINED AS A SGT FIRST CLASS. THAT WAS AS HIGH AS I GOT. SO I DOUBT THAT I WOULD IMPRESS YOU. (SUDDENLY HITLER BECAME AGITATED. I KNEW WHAT WAS COMING. AFTER ALL CATS DON`T NEED TO SEE SOMETHING TWICE. THEY GET IT THE FIRST TIME.) “YOU DON`T UNDERSTAND TOM. MY OFFENSIVE IS WEEKS AWAY. I DON`T HAVE A GENERAL I TRUST. NOT LIKE YOU. TRUST IS THE MOST IMPORTANT THING BETWEEN ME AND A GENERAL. NOTHING ELSE IS AS IMPORTANT. LET ME TELL YOU OF MY VICTORY PLAN. YOU SEE, THE VAMPIRE JEWS OF TRANSYLVANIA HAVE REACHED DANGEROUS NUMBERS. ACTUALLY ONE IS TOO MANY. BUT THEY ARE PREYING ON THE YOUNG GIRLS OF TRANSYLVANIA. THEY ARE THEIR FAVORITE FRUIT. MANY OF THESE GIRLS HAVE GERMAN BLOOD. I CANNOT SIT BY AND DO NOTHING WHILE THE VAMPIRE JEWS SUCK THE BLOOD OUT OF OUR BEAUTIFUL GERMAN GIRLS. I WON`T STAND FOR IT. SO I AM GOING TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT. THAT IS WHERE YOU COME IN. YOU WILL BE PUT IN COMMAND. COMMAND OF THE TRANSYLVANIA TEENAGE GIRLS SUMMER CAMP(AGE 12 – 17). YOU WILL ENSURE THAT THESE GIRLS ARE GIVEN A SHOT THE VERY FIRST DAY OF CAMP. NO SHOT NO CAMP. BLAME IT ON WHATEVER CUMMUNICABLE DISEASE IS POPUL AT THE MOMENT. WE WILL COORIDINATE WITH THE CAMP DOCTOR; WHO IS ALSO A NAZI. BUT THIS SHOT WILL POISON ALL THE GIRS WITH A SLOW DEATH. SO THAT CAMP IS AT LEAST A MONTH OR TWO IN THE REAR FIEW MIRROR. NOT ONLY WILL THE POISON KILL THE GIRLS, BUT IT WILL ALSO KILL THE VAMPIRES WHO BITE THEM. IN THE SAME METHOD. WE WILL ADVERTISE THE GIRLS CAMP AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE. CONSTANTLY SHOWING PROVOCATIVE PICTURES OF THE GIRLS ON T.V. YOU KNOW LOTS OF TEENAGE GIRLS BUTTS. AND BOOBS. CLOSEUPS. THE JEWS WILL NOT BE ABLE TO RESIST COMING FOR A BITE. SO THAT ALL THE VAMPIRE JEWS ARE LICKING THEIR CHOPS WITH ANTICIPATION. I DOUBT THAT THERE IS ANY VAMPIRE JEW IN TRANSYLVANIA THAT WILL BE ABLE TO RESIST BITING THESE YOUNG BEAUTIFUL GERMAN GIRLS!!!” BUT MEIN FUHRER? YOU MEAN YOU ARE GOING TO KILL ALL THOSE NAZI; I MEAN GERMAN GIRLS WITH POISON? “YES LUCY. EVERYONE DIES. AND THEY WILL DIE IN THE SERVICE OF THE FUHRER. WHAT COULD BE BETTER??? AND WE WILL FINALLY BE RID OF THE VAMPIRE JEWS.” AND YOU WILL FINALLY GET THE CREDIT YOU DESERVE MEIN FUHRER? “EXACTLY LUCY. SEE. WE EVEN THINK ALIKE.”

“SO WHAT IS IT GOING TO BE TOM?” I’m sorry mein furher. I don’t think I have the desire to kill a bunch of innocent German girls. <IMMEDIATELY HITLER WENT INTO A RAGE. I GOT HIT IN THE HEAD BY ONE OF THE BUTTONS THAT FLEW OFF HIS SUIT WHEN HE TURNED INTO A WEREWOLF. TOM WAS NOT SO LUCKY. HITLER PICKED HIM UP AND THREW HIM UP TO THE SEALING. HIS HEAD LEFT A ROUND HOLE IN IT. IT MUST HAVE BEEN TEN FEET HIGH. WHEN HE HIT THE GROUD HE WAS OUT COLD. HIS HEAD WAS BLEEDING.> MEIN FUHRER PLEASE STOP. YOU ARE GOING TO KILL HIM. “I SHOULD KILL HIM LUCY. IF HE CARED FOR ME OR HIS COUNTRY HE WOULD TAKE THIS MISSION ON. NOW I HAVE TO DO IT. I DON`T HAVE THE ENERGY I USED TO HAVE. PLUS STRESS REALLY BOTHERS ME. I CAN`T HELP BUT TURN INTO A WHEREWOLF WHEN I GET STRESSED. AND IF THAT HAPPENS I COULD BLOW MY COVER. GUARD. THROW THIS PUNK IN THE DUNGEON. CELL NUMBER 3.” OH MY GOD!!!

HITLER QUICKLY LEFT THE ROOM. HE NEVER STICKS AROUND LONG WHEN HE IS IN THE WHEREWOLF MODE. I FOLLOWED THE GUARD AS HE DRAGGED TOM TO THE DUNGEON. HE WOULD`NT EVEN PICK HIM UP. TOM. TOM ARE YOU ALRIGHT. PLEASE DON`T DIE. I LOVE YOU TOM. YOU ARE THE BEST MASTER A CAT COULD EVER HAVE. PLEASE DON`T DIE. (I WAS CRYING FOR ONLY THE 2ND TIME IN MY LIFE. THE FIRST TIME I WAS SORT OF FAKING IT. THE FIRST TIME DEZI WAS RUDE TO ME. IT WORKED ON HIM. HE NEVER LICKED MY PUSSY SO HARD. SO LONG. BUT IT ONLY WORKED ONCE. THIS WAS FOR REAL. I COULDN`T STOP. FOR A LONG TIME. FINALLY THE GUARD KICKED MY OUT. AND TOLD ME TO GO BACK UP STAIRS.

IT TOOK ME 2 DAYS TO GET BACK INTO THE DUNGEON TO SEE TOM. THEY KEEP THE DOORS LOCKED. SO I HAVE TO BE REALLY GOOD TO SNEAK INSIDE WHEN THE GUARD OPENS THE DOOR. TIMING IS EVERYTHING. AND IF YOU CAN SNEAK IN WITHOUT THE GUARD NOTICING THAT IS EVEN BETTER. I DID IT FINALLY. I HID UNTIL THE GUARD LEFT. BUT I HEARD HIM TALKING TO TOM. ACTUALLY HE WAS BEATING HIM. BUT AT LEAST TOM WAS STILL ALIVE. THE GUARD GOT BORED AND FINALLY LEFT. <TOM. ARE YOU OK? Lucy. I was wondering if I would ever see you again. ARE YOU OK TOM? Not really. I see 3 of everything. Just like the 3 sided mirror I guess. But it is weird. Really dizzy. That guard keeps hitting me as soon as I start to feel better! HAVE THEY FEAD YOU? ARE YOU HUNGRY? CAN I BRING YOU SOMETHING? They have fed me. But it is the nasty food out of the garbage. Full of hair and nasty stuff. It makes me throw up. HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT CAT FOOD? HAVE YOU EVER TRIED IT? Thanks for the offer Lucy. But I don’t think that is much better. REALLY. I`M QUITE OFFENDED. WHAT IS WRONG WITH CAT FOOD? WHY DO YOU GIVE IT TO ME IF IT IS SO BAD? I don’t know Lucy. I never thought about it.

AT LEAST TOM WAS ALIVE. HIS HEAD WAS NO LONGER BLEEDING. I MADE MY WAY BACK UP STAIRS WHERE I RAN INTO WHITEY. I’m sorry about tom Lucy. Is he ok. I THINK SO. HE IS COMPLAINING ABOUT THE FOOD. Dungeon food is never good. Hitler had been abusing his prisoners since world war 2. I doubt he is going to stop now. But Lucy. I have to be very honest with you. YES. GO AHEAD. The dungeon has never been anything but a one way trip. Everyone who leaves comes out in a cardboard box. Hitler is cheap like that.

Hey Lucy. Maybe this will cheer you up. Panther is going to visit and stay for awhile. We will have great parties. I’ll invite all the girl cats who were at the last party. I`M NOT GOING TO CHASE ANY MICE. I AM NOT IN THE MOOD. Oh don’t worry about that. I never repeat myself. Especially so soon. We will just have a normal party. And guess what Lucy. WHAT WHITEY. I’ve heard from a lot of girl cats that want to lick your pussy. OH MY GOD WHITEY. COULD YOU BE ANY MORE BLUNT? Yes. They want you to lick their pussy too. OH MY GOD!

“WHY ARE YOU NOT DOWNSTAIRS PARTYING WITH ALL THE OTHER CATS LUCY” I`M NOT IN THE MOOD MEIN FUHRER. ALL THAT I CAN THINK ABOUT IS TOM. “TOM? WHY DO YOU WASTE YOUR TIME ON SUCH A WEAK LEADER. I THINK HE IS A COWARD. YOU SHOULD BE MY CAT. CAN YOU KEEP A SECRET LUCY?” OF COURSE MEIN FUHRER. IT IS PART OF MY JOB DESCRIPTION. I MEAN…I WILL DO MY BEST! “IF YOU STAY WITH ME I WILL MAKE YOU MY NUMBER ONE CAT. AHEAD OF WHITEY. MATTER OF FACT I WILL GET RID OF HER IF YOU LIKE. THE TRUTH IS…I HAVE NEVER LOVED A CAT AS MUCH AS I LOVE YOU. I DON`T WANT TO LIVE WITHOUT YOU.” ( OF COURSE OMG. OF COURSE TROULE FOR ME. OF COURSE TROUBLE FOR TOM. OF COURSE TRUBLE FOR HITLER! LOVE ALWAYS COMPLICATED EVERYTHING!!!)

“LUCY I REALLY VALUE YOUR OPINION. I CAN TELL YOU ARE THE BRAINS IN YOUR RELATIONSHIP WITH TOM. HE LEAVES A LOT TO BE DESIRED. I WOULD LIKE YOUR ADVISE ON MY ADVERTISING FOR THE GIRLS CAMP. DO YOU THINK THESE PICTURES SHOW ENOUGH TEENAGE ASS TO ATTRACT THE VAMPIRES? WHAT ABOUT THE BOOBS? DO THEY SHOW ENOUGH TEENAGE BOOB?” MEIN FUHRER. I CERTAINLY AM NOT THE EXPERT YOU NEED FOR THIS QUESTION. TOM IS THE EXPERT ON TEENAGE PUSSY. ON TEENAGE BOOBS. I CATCH HIM ALL THE TIME ON THE INTERNET. HE DOES`T EVEN TRY TO HIDE IT ANYMORE. HE KNOWS I DISAPPROVE. “WE ARE NOT REALLY ON SPEAKING TERMS RIGHT NOW. YOU MUST HAVE SOME IDEA IF THIS WILL ATTRACT YOUNG TEENAGE GIRS.” JUST REMEMBER WITH YOUR ADVERTISING MEIN FUHRER: YOUNG TEENAGE GIRLS; LIKE YOUNG TEENAGE GIRL CATS; PROBABLY DON`T NEED SUCH MOTIVATION TO WANT TO COME TO SUMMER CAMP. IT IS THE VAMPIRE JEWS WHO YOU NEED TO WORRY ABVOUT. AND THEY WILL REALLY LIKE THESE PICTURES. THEY LEAVE SO LITTLE TO THE IMAGINATION. I HAVEN`T SEEN SUCH PICTURES SINCE BAY WATCH!

DON`T YOU THINK THE FUHRER WOULD BE HAPPIER WITH WOMAN IN THE HOUSE WHITEY? HE SHOULD GET A GIRLFRIEND. I MEAN 0-2 IS NOT THE END OF THE WORLD. YOU KNOW BASEBALL PLAYERS DON`T EVEN BAT 1-2. 1-3 IS CLOSER TO THE TRUTH. TOM IS O-2. HE HAS BEEN MARRIED TWICE WITH TWO STRIKE OUTS. Lucy. I guess you don`t know much about the fuhrer do you? Hitler was married a third time. Here in Transylvania. From what I have heard things did not go well. She tried to poison the fuhrer. They didn’t even last a year. She forgot that hitler always has his food tested before he eats. And when the kitchen helper died they reviewed the film. And they caught her red handed. YOU MEAN HE FILMS THE KITCHEN. I NEVER NOTICED THE CAMERA. Oh all the rooms have cameras. Especially hitlers bedroom. He likes to film himself jacking off. It is his favorite past time apparently. (DANGER WILL ROBISON!!!) SO WHAT HAPPENED TO HER. THE 3RD WIFE? He made her eat the poison food of course. Hitler hates to waste food. YA, HE EVEN GETS IT OUT OF THE GARBAGE TO FEED TOM. (HITLER HOT STREAK. 3 WIVE. 3 OUT. 3-3)

“I`VE DECIDED TOM MUST BE EXECUTED LUCY.” BUT NO. YOU CAN`T KILL MY MASTER. I LOVE HIM. PLEASE. LET HIM LIVE. I WILL DO ANYTHING. “NO LUCY. I FOUND THIS CAMERA IN MY BEDROOM. IT IS APPARENT TOM IS A SPY.” BUT DID YOU SEE HIM DO IT? YOU CAN`T EXECUTE HIM IF YOU ARE NOT SURE HE DID IT. “UNFORTUNATELY MY BEDROOM CAMERA WAS FULL. I HAD IT ON PAUSE BECAUSE I WANTED TO PERMANENTLY KEEP SOME OF THE RECORDINGS. THEY WERE SO GOOD. BUT WHO ELSE WOULD DO SUCH A THING. HE IS OBVIOUSLY NOT LOYAL TO ME.” IT WAS ME MEIN FUHRER. I WILL TAKE THE BLAME. KILL ME. LET MY MASTER TOM LIVE. PLEASE!!! “LUCY THIS IS WHY I LOVE YOU. WHY I TRUST YOU. YOU WOULD DIE FOR YOUR MASTER. THERE WILL NEVER BE ANOTHER CAT LIKE YOU. I LOVE YOU SO. (BATTER UP. #4 LOVED BY THE FUHRER???)

Lucy. Aren’t you coming to the party? Everyone is waiting for you. You are as popular as me it seems. The girls are really hot and Horney tonight. I’ve never seen so many wet pussies. Excuse my language adolf. “I`M USED TO IT WHITEY. LUCY IS HOT. THAT IS TRUE.” I`M SORRY WHITEY. I JUST CAN`T GET IN THE PARTY MOOD. WITH TOM IN SUCH A STATE. Oh. Ok. If you change your mind the girls will be over joyed. “DON`T WORRY ABOUT THEM LUCY. LAY WITH ME. LET ME PET YOU. YOU WILL FORGET ALL YOUR PROBLEMS. AT LEAST FOR TONIGHT. (YA RIGHT!)

HITLER WAS HAVING HIS WORST NIGHT EVER. EVERY 2 SECONDS HE FARTED. I WAS BEING SMOKE OUT. I STARTED TO THROW UP. SO I MADE MY WAY TO THE PARTY. Lucy!!! You decided to join us!!! The party is still hot. No one has had sex yet. At my insistence of course. I like to get the pressure as high as possible so it explodes. And we all have a big gang bang. Just pussies rubbing pussy without any control whatsoever. Sometimes it get so hot I ask the fuhrer to save the room recordings. So I can watch them later. WOW. IT MUST RUN IN THE FAMILY. You’re right. I saw him doing it so I though “why not?” Why masturbate by my self? Why not do it watching all my friends rub pussies. It is so hot. WELL I`VE NEVER BEEN IN THAT KIND OF FILM. WHAT IF SOMEONE SEES IT? WHAT ABOUT MY REPUTATION? Don’t worry Lucy. The fuhrer taught me all about security. No one will ever see this film. Except for me. And maybe a few friends who I need to inspire. Your pussy will be causing orgasms for a long time. At the fuhrers castle. What an honor!!!!! IT WAS A VERY WEEK MOMENT FOR ME. I WAS SO DEPRESSED BECAUSE OF TOM. BECAUSE OF HITLER. BECAUSE OF DEZI. I HAD TO LET GO. I HAD TO HAVE RELEASE. BEFORE I KNEW IT I WAS LICKING PUSSY. I LIKED PUSSY FOR THE REST OF THE NIGHT. EVERYONE THERE. I CAME SO MUCH THAT MY PUSSY HURT. BUT I DIDN`T CARE. EACH ORGASM WAS HARDER THAN THE LAST. I THOUGHT MAYBE I SHOULD BECOME LIKE WHITEY. MAYBE I SHOULD BE A FULL TIME WHORE. SINCE I COULDN`T HANDLE DEZI. OR BEING TOM`S CAT. OR BEING A CIA AGENT. I WAS A FAILURE. AND THESE ORGASMS HELPED ME FORGET. IF ONLY FOR AWHILE.

I CAN`T THINK OF ANYTHING I ENJOY MORE THAN SITTING UP HERE ON THE EAGLES NEST WITH YOU; MEIN FUHRER. “I AGREE LUCY. I AM TOTALLY RELAXED. NOT A CARE IN THE WORLD!” <HA> WHAT ARE THOSE POLES. THEY SEEM TO BE ABOUT 1OO METERS APART AND THEY CIRCLE THE WHOLE AREA? “TOOK YOU A LONG TIME TO NOTICE. THEY ARE CAMOFLAGED VERY WELL. THOSE BEAMS TRANSMIT A SIGNAL THAT COUNTERACTS ANY SPY SATALITES THAT MAY FLY OVERHEAD. ALL THEY RECORD IS A BLANK TREED GROUND AREA. MY HOME IS BLOCKED FROM VIEW BY SATALITES. GERMAN (NAZI) TECHNOLOGY. WE ARE STILL LIGHT YEARS AHEAD OF EVERYONE ELSE.” WHAT ABOUT PLANES. CAN`T THEY SEE YOU? “YES UNFORTUNATELY BUT WE ARE FAR AWAY FROM ANY FLIGHT PATHE OR AIRPORT. NO PLANE HAS ANY REASON TO FLY OVERHEAD. WE ARE AT LEAST 10 YEARS AHEAD OF AMERICAN TECHNOLOGY. EVERYONE ELSE IS NOT EVEN CLOSE.” WHO IS ‘WE’? “WE ARE THE NAZIS. WE BELEAVE IN PEACE THRU TECHNOLOGY. NO ONE CAN FIGHT YOU IF THEY CAN`T SEE YOU. AND WE HAVE LASERS THAT WILL DISABLE ANY PLANE THAT FLYS OVERHEAD. SO FAR SO GOOD.”

I HAVE COME UNDER ATTACK. THIS IS TWO DAYS IN A ROW THAT PANTHER HAS ATTACKED ME WHEN I AM DISTRACTED DOING SOMETHING. TODAY I WAS USING THE CAT BOX; IT WAS MY PERSONAL ONE PROVIDED BY THE FUHRER; AND SHE ATTACKED ME FROM BEHIND DIGING HER CLAWS DEEP INTO MY BACK. BEFOR I CAN RESPOND SHE IS GONE AND I AM LEFT BLEEDING. HAPPENED TWICE. TODAY SHE GOT ME IN THE KNECK ONCE AGAIN CAUSING THE BLOOD TO FLOW. I GUESS I WILL TALK TO WHITEY ABOUT IT. I AM NOT AGAINST DEFENDING MYSELF. I OF COURSE HAVE C.I.A. TRAINING. BUT PANTHER IS TWICE MY SIZE AND SHE DOESN`T FIGHT FAIR. SHE IS STILL CLAIMING I CAUSED HER SISTERS DEATH. SHE WON`T SHUT UP ABOUT IT. MORE STRESS.

WHITEY. Yes Lucy. YOU SPEND A LOT OF TIME IN THE DUNGEON RIGHT? Yes. I go there when I am depressed. WHY? Because when I see how bad the prisoners have it; I realize how good I have it. WHEN DO THEY LOCK THE DOOR? IS IT THE SAME TIME EVERY DAY? Usually about dinner time; which is around 6:00. After that it is locked until daylight. They usually go in there at daylight. Sometimes to torture the prisoners. SO IN THE MORNING IS THAT BEFORE DAWN? AFTER? IS IT THE SAM TIME EVERY DAY? Lucy what are you thinking of doing? Whatever it is forget it. WHERE DOES HITLER KEEP THE KEY TO TOM’S CELL. Oh that is going to cost you Lucy. YOU KNOW THE AMSWER? Yes. But I am not going to tell you. WHY NOT WHITEY? I will only tell you if you give me a dozen nights of all the sex I want. I will be in charge. And Lucy. YES WHITEY. It won’t always be just with me. Sometimes I will have a friend with me. WHAT A FRIEND WHITEY. ALWAYS THERE WHEN I NEED YOU. WHEN DO WE START? Tonight. After hitler gets done in the eagles nest we will go up there for a little fun.

I LOVE THE EAGLES NEST WHITEY. SOMEHOW SITTING HERE WITH YOU LIKING MY PUSSY ADDS SOMETHING A LITTLE SPECIAL TO THE FEEL. No problem Lucy. Just relax. You seem to be stressed. YA. EVERYTHING IS GOING WRONG. OR SIDEWAYS. EXCEPT YOU LICKING MY PUSSY OF COURSE. IT IS THE ONLY GOOD THING. I AM GOING TO MISS YOU WHITEY WHEN I GO BACK TO ARIZONA. When is that Lucy? ONLY GOD KNOWS. I DON`T HAVE A PLAN YET. HITLER WANTS ME TO STAY. He wants you to stay to replace me. If you stay he will kill me. Or something. You will replace me as hitler`s cat. I DON`T WANT THE JOB WHITEY. I AM TOM`S CAT. FOREVER. I wish I was tom`s cat. Then my baby would still be here. And I would look forward to him petting me. He is such a nice petter compared to hitler. YES. I AGREE. TOM IS A GREAT PETTER.

“LUCY I AM SO EXCITED!” WHY MEIN FUHRER? “DO ME A FAVOR LUCY.” ANYTHING MEIN FUHRER. “STOP IT WITH THE MEIN FUHRER CRAP. THAT IS FOR PEOPLE WHO DO NOT KNOW ME. NOT FOR YOU. YOU ARE SPECIAL. CALL ME ADOLF. PLEASE. I WOULD REALLY LIKE THAT.” OKAY. I GUESS….ADOLF. IT IS JUST THAT IT SOUNDS SO DIFFERENT. AND IT IS A HABBIT TO CALL YOU MEIN FUHRER. IT WAS TOM`S IDEA. HE JUST WANTED TO SHOW HIS RESPECTS. <SO HE DIDN`T END UP DEAD. OOPS. THERE GOES THAT ONE>

“OR YOU COULD CALL ME MASTER. LIKE YOU CALL TOM. I WOULD LIKE THAT!” <DREAM ON SUCKER>

DO YOU STILL HAVE DESIRES TO RULE THE WORLD ADOLF. IT MUST BE HARD SETTELING FOR A SMALL PART OF TRANSYLVANIA WHEN YOU ALMOST GOT IT ALL IF NOT FOR RUSSIA. OOPS. I MEAN….YOU ALMOST HAD EVERYTHING. “I COULD DO IT IF I WANTED LUCY. BUT I LEARNED MY LESSON. I AM TOO GOOD FOR THE WORLD. THEY DON`T DESERVE SOMEONE OF MY EXCELLENT LEADERSHIP ABILITIES. THE WORLD WOULD BE BETTER. BUT I NO LONGER CARE ABOUT THE WORLD. I WILL RID TRANSYLVANIA OF THESE JEWS AND THAT WILL BE GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME. HAVE A SMALL SECTION OF THE WORLD FREE OF THE JEW MENACE.

“OH YA LUCY. I AM SO EXCITED. THE PLANS FOR MY SUMMER ATTACK ARE PROCEEDING NICELY. I HAVE THE DOCTOR. I HAVE THE POISON. THE HEAD OF THE CAMP IS A NAZI. WHAT COULD GO WRONG?” OH I DON`T KNOW. MAYBE IT WILL SNOW! THEN EVERYTHING WILL FALL APART. “I DESERVE THAT ONE LUCY. YOUR FUNNY AS HELL. NO ONE ELSE WOULD HAVE THE BALLS TO TELL THAT JOKE AROUND ME. THATS WHY I LIKE YOU . YOU GOT BALLS.”

I HAVEN`T TALKED ABOUT THIS MUCH WITH ANYONE BUT I DO HAVE A ROMANTIC INTEREST. “YOU MEAN THAT CAT DEZI? THE ONE YOU HURRIED HOME SO FAST TO SEE? THE ONE WHO LOST A BALL TO A DOG?” YES THAT ONE. ACTUALLY WE ARE MARRIED. “MARRIED? CATS DON`T GET MARRIED. “WELL TOM INSISTED ON IT. HE SAID NO MARRIAGE NO SEX. DEZI WAS GUNG HO AFTER HE HEARD THAT ONE: sign me up!!! I WAS REALLY YOUNG THEN. DIDN`T KNOW MUCH ABOUT THE WORLD. BUT I TRUSTED TOM. AND I LOVED DEZI. SO WHY NOT. TODAY IS OUR ANNIVERSARY. 2 YEARS WE HAVE BEEN MARRIED. “HE SHOULD COME HERE. WHY ISN`T HE HERE?’ OH PLEASE DON`T TELL WHITEY ABOUT THIS. THAT I AM MARRIED. “DON`T WORRY ABOUT WHITEY KNOWING. SHE WILL STILL WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU. SHE HAS NO STANDARDS. THIS IS BASICALLY HER WHORE HOUSE.”

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