LUCY – Page 5 – Tom The Baptist

“LUCY I HAVE NOT FELT THIS CONFIDENT SINCE THE “BATTLE OF THE BULGE! FRIDAY THE ATTACK AGAINST THE VAMPIRE JEWS OF TRANSYLVANIA BEGINS.” THAT IS TOMORROW MEIN FUHRER. AND YOU DIDN`T EVEN SLEEP LAST NIGHT. “THAT IS BECAUSE OF THE PILLS I AM TAKING. NO SLEEP FOR 72 HOURS. AMPHETAMINES. WE DISCOVERED THEIR BENEFIT DURING THE WAR. IT TURNED OUR ATTACKING SOLDIERS INTO SUPER SOLDIERS.” SO THE REASON YOU WON THOSE BATTLES WAS BECAUSE OF DRUGS??? “DON`T BE REDICULOUS LUCY. DRUGS WERE JUST THE ICING ON THE CAKE. BRINGING OUT THE BEST IN THE BEST SOLDIERS OF THE WORLD: THE GERMAN SOLDIER.” TOO BAD THE OUTCOME WAS NOT DIFFERENT. ESPECIALLY AGAINST THE COMMUNIST. I KNOW THAT REALLY UPSET YOU. “THATS OK LUCY. I GET MY REVENGE TOMORROW. THOSE VAMPIRE JEWS ARE ALL COMMUNISTS YOU KNOW. AND THEY ARE ALL GOING TO DIE.”

I HAVE DECIDED THAT I MUST MAKE MY ESCAPE FROM HERE TOMORROW. HITLER PLANS ON HAVING A BIG VICTORY PARTY. THIS WILL ALLOW ME THE COVER TO PUT A SLEEPING PILL IN THE FUHRER`S DRINK. MAKING SURE THAT I CAN RESCUE TOM FROM THE DUNGEON. I HAVE BEEN THINKING OF MY PLAN FOR WEEKS. FIRST I AM GOING TO ATTACK PANTHER. I CANNOT BELIEVE WHERE SHE SLEEPS. THE EXACT LOCATION WHERE HER SISTER DIED. AT LEAST SHE MADE THE ENTRANCE HOLE BIGGER. I AM GOING TO CATCH PANTHER SLEEPING AND THEN I AM GOING TO POUNCE. BITCH!!! THEN I AM GOING TO MAKE SURE THE FUHRER IS SLEEPING AND I AM GOING TO GET THE KEYS FOR THE DUNGEON. HE KEEPS THEM ON HIS DESK. OF COURSE I WILL HAVE ALREADY SPIKED THE FUHRER`S DRINK WITH SLEEPING PILLS. THANKS TO WHITEY. SHE SQUARED ME AWAY ON THAT. EVERYTHING MUST BE TIMED BECAUSE THE PORTAL IS ONLY OPEN DURING A BRIEF PERIOD OF SUNRISE. TOM AND I CAN`T BE STANDING AROUND PLAYING TIDDLY WINKS WAITING ON THE SUN. WHAT IF HITLER WAKES UP?

“FRIENDS AND COUNTRYMEN. FELLOW NAZIS. OUR VICTORY OVER THE VAMPIRE JEWS OF TRANSYLVANIA IS ASSURED. ALL OF THE TEENAGE GIRLS AT THE SUMMER CAMP (507) HAVE TAKEN THE VACINE. ALL EXCEPT ONE. ONLY ONE GIRL REFUSED THE SHOT. I GUESS I SHOULD BE ACCURATE; IT WAS HER MOTHER WHO DID NOT ALLOW HER TO GET THE SHOT. 507/508 IS A DAMN GOOD START TO OUR PLAN. AS THE NIGHT GOES ON THE VAMPIRE JEWS WILL NOT BE ABLE TO RESIST THE SCENT OF ALL OF THESE BEAUTIFUL NAKED TEENAGE GERMAN GIRLS SLEEPING SOUNDLY AT THE CAMP. THEY WILL MOVE IN TO TAKE THE FATAL BITE THAT WILL POISON THEM THE SAME WAY IT HAS POISONED THE GIRLS. BOTH THE GIRLS AND THE DASTARDLY VAMPIRE JEWS WILL BE DEAD WITHIN THE MONTH FROM THE POISON! VICTORY!!!”

WHILE HITLER WAS SPEAKING TO THE CROWD I SLIPPED A SLEEPING PILL INTO HIS DRINK. I WANTED TO MAKE SURE HE WAS NOT AWAKE DURING THE SUNRISE. IT IS HIT OR MISS WITH HIM USUALLY AS FAR AS WHEN HE GOES TO BED. SOMETIMES IT IS STILL DARK WHEN HE HEADS FOR BED. SOMETIMES THE SUN HAS STARTED TO RISE. ABOUT 50/50. MOST OF THE GUESTS BEGAN LEAVING AROUND 3 AM. AS THINGS WERE WINDING DOWN I MADE MY WAY TO PANTHERS LARE. AS I APPROACHED IT I HAD A STRONG FEELING OF DOUBT. I DIDN`T WANT TO ENTER THAT HOLE. I REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED LAST TIME. WHAT HAPPENED TO PANZER. I STOOD FOR A FEW SECONDS OUTSIDE GATHERING MY STRENGTH. FINALLY I RUSHED IT. I COULD BARELY MAKE OUT PANTHER SLEEPING IN THE CORNER. I JUMPED HER. THINKING OF ALL THE TIMES SHE HAD DONE THE SAME TO ME DURING THE LAST MONTH OF HELL. WITHOUT THINKING I EXTENDED MY CLAWS DUG THEM INTO HER BACK. THEN I BIT HER TEARING OFF HER EAR. THAT WAS UNPLANNED. SHE LET OFF A TERRIBLE SCREAM. BUT I HAD WON. I SUDDENLY REALIZED SHE WAS DEFEATED. HITLER WOULD NEVER ALLOW A ONE EARED CAT TO HANG AROUND. HE WOULD GET RID OF HER!

NEXT I MADE MY WAY TO HITLERS BED ROOM. WHAT LUCK!!! HE WAS ALREADY FAST ASLEEP SNORING AWAY. I FOUND THE KEYS ON TOP OF THE DESK. SO HEAVY. AS I RASED THEM UP THEY SLIPPED OUT OF MY HAND AND FELL TO THE FLOOR. HITLER ROLLED AROUND IN HIS BEAD BUT DID NOT WAKE UP. THANK GOD. I GRABBED THE KEYS AND RAN TO THE DUNGEON. THIS IS WHEN MY CIA TRAINING WAS PUT TO GOOD USE. I HAD BEEN TRAINED ON CARRYING HUMAN OBJECT LIKE KEYS. ALL OF THE CIA CATS WOULD CONDUCT RACES CARRYING DIFFERENT OBJECTS. LIKE KEYS. THE BEST METHOD WAS TO CARRY THE OBJECT IN YOUR MOUTH IF POSSIBLE. I DIDN`T DO TOO WELL AT THOSE RACES. ESPECIALLY THE KEY ONE. BUT I COULD`NT THINK OF THAT. I HAD ALREADY PLACE A SMALL PEACE OF PAPER ON THE LOCK FOR THE DUNGEON THE DAY BEFORE SO WHEN THEY LOCKED THE DOOR IT WOULD NOT LOCK. SO I MADE IT IN. TOM? TOM ARE YOU AWAKE? Lucy? Is that you? YES TOM. IT IS ME. QUCK TOM TAKE THESE KEYS. I AM TERRIBLE WITH KEYS. IT IS THE BIGGEST ONE. OPEN THE DOOR QUICKLY. WE HAVE TO MAKE THE PORTAL WHILE WE CAN.

THANKS TO MY CIA TRAINING I WAS ABLE TO UNLOCK THE OUTER DOOR OF THE DUNGEON. ONCE INSIDE I WAS UNABLE TO SEE ANYTHING. IT WAS COMPLETELY DARK. OBVIOUSLY PART OF THE TERROR FOR THE PRISONERS. TOM! TOM!! TOM!!! WHERE ARE YOU? Over here Lucy. TOM. TONIGHT IS OUR NIGHT TO ESCAPE. I HAVE IT ALL PLANNED. I HAVE THE KEYS. (I HANDED THE KEYS TO TOM. HOPING HE WOULD HAVE AN EASIER TIME UNLOCKING THE CELL DOOR.) I THINK THE KEY FOR THE CELL DOOR IS THE 2ND BIGGEST ONE TOM. Hard to see which one is the 2nd biggest one in the dark Lucy. YOU HAVE TO GO BY FEELING TOM. Easy for you to say Lucy. Most of my fingers are broken from the torture. I COULD TELL TOM WAS IN A LOT OF PAIN AS HE TRIED TO FIND THE RIGHT KEY. HE MUST HAVE DROPPED THE KEYS 5 TIMES. IT SEEMED LIKE FOREVER BEFORE HE FINALLY GOT THE RIGHT KEY TO WORK. LUCKILY I HAD ALLOWED FOR US LOSING TIME HERE. BUT WE HAD TO HURRY. THE SUN WOULD SOON BE RISING. `QUICK TOM. WE HAVE TO HURRY.` WE QUICKLY MADE OUR WAY OUT OF THE DUNGEON. AS WE GOT UPSTAIRS I COULD SEE THE LIGHT COMING IN THE WINDOW. TOM COULD NOT MOVE VERY FAST. THEY HAD TORTURED HIS KNEES AS WELL AS HIS FINGERS. EVERYTHING WAS BROKEN. FINALLY WE MADE IT TO THE FRONT DOOR. AS WE GOT OUTSIDE THE EDGE OF THE SUN WAS VISIBLE. WE QUICKLY GOT INTO THE LAUNCH POSITION. SUDDENLY HITLER SLAMMED OPEN THE FRONT DOOR. `LOOK TOM. HE IS NAKED! One ball!!! OMG. 1 BALL.` MY MISSION WAS COMPLETE. I FELT SO GOOD AS WE ARRIVED SAFELY IN ARIZONA.

TOM. DID YOU SEE WHAT I SAW? HITLER ONLY HAD ONE BALL. “YES LUCY. I SAW IT FOR SURE. ONLY ONE BALL.” I FEEL SO LUCKY. I THOUGHT FOR SURE I WOULD HAVE TO TELL THE CIA THAT I DID NOT ACCOMPLISH MY MISSION. BUT FATE WAS KIND TO ME. LUCKILY HITLER WOKE UP AS WE WERE LEAVING; EVEN THOUGH I GAVE HIM A SLEEPING PILL. AGAINST ALL ODDS. (I HAD AN OVERWHELMING FEELING OF BEING A HERO. I IMAGINED THE PARADE THAT WOULD BE GIVEN FOR ME. THE WHOLD WORLD WOULD KNOW ABOUT ME. LUCY. AND WHAT I HAD DONE. I WAS A HERO. I HAD SOLVED ONE OF THE MOST PRESSING QUESTIONS KNOWN TO MANKIND. HITLER ONLY HAD ONE BALL. NOW THE WHOLD WORLD WOULD KNOW.) TOM? YES LUCY. DO YOU THINK I AM A HERO? ACTUALLY WE ARE BOTH HERO`S. THANKS TOM. I COULD`NT HAVE DONE IT WITHOUT YOU!

DEZI. DEZI I`M HOME!!! Lucy. Tom. You’re finally home. This is the best day ever. TOM. DEZI SAYS THIS IS THE BEST DAY EVER! “IT IS DEZI. WE BOTH MISSED YOU SO MUCH.” `AS THE DAY PROGRESSED I WAS FILLED WITH ANTICIPATION. I WAS SO HORNY. IT HAD BEEN MONTHS SINCE I HAD BEEN WITH DEZI. I WAS TOTALLY SURPRISED THAT HE WAS ABLE TO RESIST ME ALL DAY. THEN WHEN NIGHT CAME I WAS TOO TIRED TO PRESS HIM. FINALLY MORNING ARRIVED. BUT DEZI WAS NOT NEXT TO ME. WHERE WAS DEZI?

TOM. HAVE YOU SEEN DEZI. “I LET HIM OUTSIDE A FEW MINUTES AGO LUCY.” DEZI WAS ALWAYS QUICK TO GO OUTSIDE IN THE MORNING. IT TOOK ME LONGER TO LEAVE THE HOUSE. I LIKED TO WAIT TILL AFTER BREAKFAST. BUT I DECIDED TO LOOK FOR HIM. I WISH I HAD`NT. BECAUSE I FOUND DEZI NEXT TO THE OUTDOOR BATHROOM. HE WAS POUNDING AWAY ON WHISPER. MY BEST FRIEND. OR SO I THOUGHT. HE WAS HAVING THE BEST TIME EVER. I`D NEVER SEEN HIM BEING SO PASSIONATE. I WATCHED A FEW SECONDS. THEN I BECAN TO CRY. I COULD`NT BELIEVE THAT DEZI WAS CHEATING ON ME. AFTER ALL I HAD BEEN THRU. I HAD BEEN OVERSEAS RISKING MY LIFE FOR MY COUNTRY. FOR THE CIA. AND DEZI WAS HOME HAVING AN AFFAIR WITH MY BEST FRIEND. I RAN INSIDE. IT WAS TOO MUCH TO HANDLE.

I WAS TOTALLY UPSET ABOUT DEZI BUT I HAD TO GATHER MYSELF BECAUSE I HAD TO REPORT TO THE CIA TODAY. THAT I FELT GOOD ABOUT. I HAD ACCOMPLISHED MY MISSION. HITLER HAD ONE BALL. I WAS NEVER MORE SURE ABOUT ANYTHING. “HI LUCY.” HI VISCIOUS! (HEAD OF THE CIA. MY BOSS.) “LUCY, AFTER WE SCAN YOU TO DOWNLOAD YOUR TIME ON YOUR MISSION; I NEED YOU TO ISSUE A WRITTEN REPORT.” IN CAT? “YES. CAT WOULD BE FINE. WHY? WOULD YOU LIKE TO DO IT IN ENGLISH?” NO. CAT IS MY PRIMARY LANGUAGE OF COURSE. ENGLISH IS SECONDARY. ALTHOUGH IT IS MORE FLEXIBLE. “DON`T WORRY ABOUT THAT LUCY. TOGETHER WITH YOUR INTERNAL RECORDING WE SHOULD GET ALL THE INFO WE NEED. HOW DID IT GO?” IT WENT GREAT. I ACCOMPLISHED MY MISSION. HITLER DEFINITELY ONLY HAS ONE BALL. I AM SURE WITHOUT DOUBT. I SAW IT MYSELF. I EVEN HAVE PROOF. “PROOF?” YES. TOM MY MASTER SAW HIM TOO. HITLER WAS RIGHT IN FRONT OF US. NOT 10 FEET AWAY. NAKED. “I THINK I HAVE ALL I NEED LUCY.” WHEN SHOULD I COME BACK TO WORK? WHAT IS MY NEXT MISSION? “WE WILL LET YOU KNOW LUCY. ENJOY YOUR TIME OFF.”

(I DECIDED TO CONFRONT DEZI) DO YOU LOVE WHISPER DEZI? “WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT. I ONLY LOVE YOU LUCY.” YOU KNOW WHAT I AM TALKING ABOUT. I SAW YOU WITH WHISPER YESTERDAY. “I`M SORRY YOU HAD TO SEE THAT LUCY. IT IS ONLY SEX. I HAVE NEEDS YOU KNOW. AND I DON`T ENJOY JACKING OFF LIKE TOM APPARENTLY DOES.” DON`T BRING TOM INTO THIS DEZI. THIS IS BETWEEN ME AND YOU. AND WHISPER APPARENTLY. HOW LONG HAS THIS BEEN GOING ON? “SINCE YOU LEFT ON YOUR MISSION.” HOW MANY TIMES? “EVERY DAY. SHE CAME TO SEE ME EVERY DAY. SHE IS VERY PRETTY. I COULD`NT RESIST LUCY.’ THAT BITCH. I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN HER. SHE PLAID AROUND WITH A LOT OF CATS. BUT I NEVER THOUGHT MY BEST FRIEND WOULD BETRAY ME WITH MY HUSBAND. “BELIEVE IT LUCY.”

DEZI AND I NO LONGER HAD A SEX LIFE. WE SLEPT IN DIFFERENT ROOMS. I CONFRONTED WHISPER DIRECTLY. HI WHISPER…YOU BITCH. What? Lucy. I have never heard you talk like that! THAT IS BECAUSE I DIDN`T KNOW ABOUT YOU AND DEZI UNTIL NOW. YOU BITCH. Lucy. I’m sorry about that. That you had to see that. Whatever you saw. Dezi is so convincing. So persistant. He wore me down. He is so hard to resist. Such a good lover. WORE YOU DOWN? HE TOLD ME YOU WERE HERE THE DAY I LEFT AND HAVE BEEN BUZY PLEASING HIM EVERY DAY SINCE. AND I KNOW ABOUT DEZI`S BENEFITS. I MARRIED HIM. BUT I NEVER THOUGHT MY BEST FRIEND WOULD BETRAY ME. Believe it Lucy.

“LUCY. WHAT IS UP WITH YOU AND DEZI? YOU NEVER SLEEP TOGETHER ANY MORE. DOES IT HAVE SOMETHING TO DO WITH HITLER?” NO. OF COURSE NOT. “WELL HITLER IS IN THE NEWS. ALL THOSE GERMAN GIRLS HE POISONED IN TRANSYLVANIA HAVE DIED. IT IS A BIG SCANDAL. THEY THINK IT IS SOMETHING LIKE COVID. OR THE PLAGUE.” WHAT ARE THEY SAYING ABOUT ALL THE DEAD VAMPIRE JEWS? “NOTHING LUCY. RADIO SILENCE ABOUT THE DEAD VAMPIRE JEWS. REMEMBER THE MEDIA HAS TO HIDE THE FACT THAT THEY EXIST. OF COURSE THEY ARE ON THE SAME SIDE.” I DON`T KNOW WHY YOU LISTEN TO THE LYING MAIN STREAM MEDIA TOM. THEY NEVER TELL THE TRUTH. “TRUE LUCY. BUT YOU CAN STILL GATHER A LOT OF INFO FROM THEIR LIES. YOU CAN LEARN WHAT THEY WANT YOU TO THINK. SO YOU DON`T THINK IT.” I DON`T UNDERSTAND HUMANS TOM. WHY DO THEY GO TO MEDIA SCHOOL AND THEN LIE ABOUT EVERYTHING??? “THAT`S WHY THEY GO TO MEDIA SCHOOL LUCY. TO LEARN HOW TO LIE!!!” HUMANS ARE WIERD. EXCEPT FOR YOU TOM. YOU`RE NOT WIERD. “THANKS LUCY. THAT MAKES ME FEAL BETTER.”

“HAVE YOU HEARD FROM THE CIA LUCY? IT HAS BEEN WEEKS.” THEY TOLD ME TO TAKE A VACATION. “THEY DIDN`T TELL YOU HOW LONG?” NO TOM. I SHOULD HAVE ASKED. I THOUGHT THEY WOULD BE MORE APPRECIATIVE THAT I ACCOMPLISHED MY MISSION. ALL I HAVE FELT FROM THEM SINCE I HAVE BEEN BACK IS COLDNESS. “DID YOU EXPECT TO BE GREETED AS A HERO?” HONESTLY YES. THE WORLD HAS NOT KNOWN FOR SURE THAT HITLER ONLY HAS ONE BALL SINCE THE 1940`S. THAT`S ALONG TIME TO WONDER ABOUT SOMETHING. NOW THEY DON`T HAVE TO WONDER. “WELL I ALMOST LOST MY LIFE ON “YOUR” MISSION LUCY. I FEEL LIKE I AM THE ONE WHO SHOULD BE GETTING A MEDAL!” I AGREE TOM. YOU SHOULD GET A MEDAL. SO WHEN THE CIA AWARDS ME I AM GIVING YOU THE MEDAL. “JUST LIKE HITLER GAVE YOU HIS MEDAL? BY THE WAY. WHERE IS THAT MEDAL?” I HAVE IT. IT IS IN MY BUTT PACK. “I MAY NEED IT TO PAY MY TAXES. IMAGINE HOW MUCH IT IS WORTH. COULD BE MILLIONS. THAT IS IF IT IS KNOW THAT IT IS THE ORIGINAL. BUT HOW WILL ANYONE KNOW IF THE CIA DOES NOT GO PUBLIC WITH YOUR MISSION. NO ONE HAS ANY IDEA THAT HE IS STILL ALIVE. STILL BEING HITLER. STILL DOING HITLER THINGS. HITLER CAN`T HELP BUT BE HITLER! AND I HAVEN`T HEARD ANYMORE ABOUT ALL THOSE BEAUTIFUL GERMAN GIRS WHO WERE SACRIFICED FOR HIS INSANITY. IT WAS ONLY IN THE NEWS FOR ONE DAY. IMAGINE. AND NOT A WORD ABOUT THE DEAD VAMPIRE JEWS. HOW WILL ANYONE EVEN KNOW THEY DIED IF THE MEDIA COVERS IT UP?”

DEZI I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU PLAYED AROUND ON ME…EVERY DAY…WHILE I WAS RISKING MY LIFE ON MY MISSION. “LUCY. NO OFFENSE BUT YOU ARE STARTING TO SOUND LIKE A BROKEN RECORD. HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY I`M SORRY? I CANNOT UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE.” YA. YOU CANNOT UNDO ALL THOSE ORGASMS YOU HAD WITH WHISPER. SHOOO. DON`T SAY IT TOO LOUDLY. YOU REALLY ENJOYED THAT SEX DEZI. I SAW YOU. YOU NEVER LOOKED THAT WAY WHEN YOU WERE DOING IT TO ME!!!??? “LUCY THAT IS JUST NOT TRUE. I LOVE HAVING SEX WITH YOU.” BUT WE HAVEN`T HAD SEX SINCE I HAVE BEEN HOME. “I`M SORRY LUCY. I CAN`T SEEM TO STAY HARD. WHEN I THINK OF YOU HAVING SEX WITH THOSE LESBIAN CATS I GO LIMP.” SOUNDS LIKE WE NEED COUNSELING. DO YOU THINK WE SHOULD GET TOM INVOLVED? HE COULD COUNSEL US!

“WHAT`S UP LUCY?” TOM. DEZI AND I HAVE A PROBLEM. “HOW CAN I HELP?” DEZI WON`T HAVE SEX WITH ME CAUSE HE CAN`T GET IT OUT OF HIS MIND THAT I HAD TO HAVE LESBIAN SEX TO DO MY JOB WITH THE CIA. EVEN THOUGH HE KNEW I HAD TO DO IT. “DID YOU HAVE TO DO IT? DO IT SO MUCH. HOW MANY TIMES DID YOU DO IT LUCY?HOW MUCH DID YOU ENJOY IT? Ya Lucy. How many times? How much did you enjoy it? WELL IT CERTAINLY WAS NOT EVERY DAY. LIKE YOU AND WHISPER. “NO LUCY. IN ORDER FOR YOU AND DEZI TO HEAL YOU BOTH HAVE TO BE COMPLETELY HONEST.” OKAY. I HAD SEX ALOT. IT`S BECAUSE OF WHITEY. SHE WAS A SEX MANIAC. SHE HAD THESE HUGE SEX PARTIES. GIRL CATS FROM ALL OVER TRANSYLVANIA. THEY ALL WANTED TO BE AT WHITEY`S SEX PARTIES. AFTREALL, SHE WAS HITLER`S CAT. THE MOST FAMOUS CAT IN TRANSYLVANIA. “TELL US ABOUT IT LUCY. OPEN UP. DEZI NEEDS TO HEAR THE TRUTH SO HE CAN HEAL. NO SECRETS.” WELL. OF COURSE I HAS SEX WITH WHITEY. SHE IS A SEX MANIAC. BESIDES I SORTA EXPECTED THAT. THE CIA HAD WARNED ME SHE WAS THE MOST POPULAR LESBIAN CAT IN TRANSYVANIA. “DID YOU HAVE LESBIAN SEX WITH ANY OF THE OTHER CATS LUCY?” WELL I MET THIS REALLY NICE GIRL CAT. HER NAME WAS PANZER. IT HAPPENED SO FAST. AND THEN SHE WAS GONE. “YES I REMEMBER. SO TRAGIC. THOSE DAMN RATS.” YES DAMN RATS. I ONLY HAD SEX WITH HER ONCE. WE WOULD HAVE KILLED A LOT MORE RATS AND MISE OTHERWISE. BUT WE STILL WON. Won? YES. WE WON THE CONTEST FOR THE MOST RATS AND MICE KILLED. BEFORE PANZER WAS KILLED BY 3 RATS. “ANY OTHER SEX LUCY? OR WAS THER ONLY TWO LESBIAN GIRL CATS?” UNFORTUNATELY THERE WAS MORE TOM. RIGHT BEFORE WE LEFT WHITEY HAD THIS HUGE PARTY. MUST HAVE BEEN 20 OR MORE LESBIAN GIRL CATS. AND I WAS UNDER SO MUCH STRESS. YOU WERE IN HITLERS PRISON TOM. THAT ALONE WAS VERY STRESSFUL TO ME. I HAD NO IDEA THAT YOU WOULD SURVIVE. AND I MISSED DEZI SO. Ya right. NO REALLY DEZI. AND IT WAS SO STRESSFUL SLEEPING WITH HITLER. HE TOSSES AND TURNS CONSTANTLY. HE FARTS CONSTANTLY. IT WAS A NIGHTMARE. I WAS SLEEP DEPRIVED. “WHAT ABOUT THE 20 SOMETHING LESBIAN GIRL CATS LUCY. FINISH THE STORY.” OKAY. I WAS WEAK. I HAD A WEAK MOMENT. I JUST LET GO. “YOU LET GO?” YES. I DID A GANG BANG. WITH ALL THE CATS. Omg. You had lesbian sex with over 20 girl cats at the same time!!! NO DEZI. WE COULD`NT DO IT ALL AT THE SAME TIME. USUALLY IT WAS ONLY 3 OF US AT A TIME. Did you cum Lucy? DEZI. WHY DO YOU HAVE TO KNOW THAT? “COMPLETE HONESTY LUCY. NO SECRETS!” YES. I CAME WITH EVERY SINGLE GIRL CAT. WE DID IT ALL NIGHT LONG. BUT I DIDN`T FEEL ANY BETTER WHEN IT WAS OVER. That’s crazy Lucy. 20 something orgazIms and you didn’t feel any better??? That is impossible. You are lying. THE PLEASURE WAS VERY TEMPORARY DEZI. VERY. I IMMEDIATELY FELT GUILTY. I THOUGHT OF YOU. AND I CRIED MYSELF TO SLEEP THAT NIGHT. BESIDES. MY PUSSY HURT.

“OKAY. YOUR TURN DEZI…..DEZI. COME ON DEZI. YOU HAVE TO BE HONEST LIKE LUCY. What is there to say. I had sex with whisper. End of story. It was just a relief. I missed Lucy. It is her fault she was in transylvania when I needed her. YOU HAD SEX WITH HER EVERY DAY I WAS GONE DEZI. SO YOU DID`NT SUFFER FROM BEING ALONE TOO MUCH. But I always imagined I was with Lucy when I was having sex with whisper. “I THINK YOU BOTH HAVE TO FORGIVE EACH OTHER. START OVER. LUCY YOU NEED TO TELL THE CIA NO MORE LESBIAN MISSIONS. SPEAKING OF THE CIA. HOW LONG HAS IT BEEN. LUCY THEY SHOULD HAVE CONTACTED YOU BY NOW. WHAT IS UP WITH THEM? YOU SHOULD GO SEE THEM TOMORROW LUCY.”

TOM! “YES LUCY..” DID I TELL YOU ABOUT THE TIME HITLER CAME ON ME? “CAME ON ME? “YES. HE CAME ON ME AFTER HE MASTURBATED IN HIS BED. I THOUGHT HE KNEW I WAS SLEEPING WITH HIM. “WAS IT DARK IN THE ROOM?” NOW THAT YOU MENTION IT. I COULD`NT SEE A THING. WELL MAYBE I DID SEE A LITTLE. IT WAS THE SAME MOVEMENT OVER AND OVER SO IT WAS KINDA HARD NOT TO ZERO IN. “SO WHEN HE CAME HOW DID YOU KNOW?” HE CAME RIGHT IN MY MOUTH. NOT A LOT. JUST THE FIRST SQUIRT. I`M SURE IT WAS JUST BAD LUCK. “OR A LUCKY SHOT?” BAD LUCK. I ALWAYS SLEEP WITH MY MOUTH OPEN. AND I WAS HALF AWAKE SO MY MOUTH WAS HALF OPEN. “A REALLY GOOD SHOT THEN? WHAT DID IT TASTE LIKE?” DISGUSTING TOM. DISGUSTING!!!

“LUCY. I`M SO GLAD TO SEE YOU. I JUST FINISHED READING THE REPORT ON YOU. IN ALL ACTUALITY I WAS JUST GOINT TO CALL YOU.” AMAZING VISCIOUS! WE MUST HAVE AN ELECTRICAL CONNECTION. “I DON`T THINK THAT IS THE WAY I WOULD SAY IT LUCY. COME INTO MY OFFICE……HAVE A SEAT……..LUCY. THE CIA HAS DECIDED TO SUSPEND YOU.” WHAT??? WHY???? “LUCY WE HAVE DETERMINED THAT YOU ARE A HITLER LOVER. AND THAT YOU HAVE PASSED THE LINE OF TREASON. SO WE ARE GOING TO CHARGE YOU WITH TREASON.” YOU MEAN YOU ARE PUTTING ME IN JAIL? “NO LUCY. YOU ARE FREE TO LEAVE. WE WILL HAVE YOUR TRIAL ON MONDAY. YOU ARE FREE TO ATTEND.” WHY WOULD`NT I WANT TO ATTEND MY OWN TRIAL??? “WELL LUCY, IT IS PRETTY MUCH A CUT AND DRIED CASE. WE HAVE ALL THE EVIDENCE. REMEMBER EVERYTHING WAS RECORDED!!!”

TOM!!! “WHAT IS WRONG LUCY???” THEY ARE GOING TO PUT ME ON TRIAL. THEY HAVE SUSPENDED ME WITHOUT PAY. “DIDN`T THEY PAY YOU IN CAT TREATS LUCY? I WOULD`NT LOSE ANY SLEEP OVER THAT. I CAN BUY YOU SOME.” NO TOM. THEY ARE ACCUSING ME OF BEING A HITLER LOVER. “THAT COULD BE TROUBLE FOR YOU LUCY. I EVEN THOUGHT YOU WERE DOING YOUR JOB A LITTLE TOO WELL. OVERKILL!!! YOU DON`T EVEN PURR THAT WAY FOR ME!” ITS NOT LIKE THAT TOM. I ALWAYS WANTED TO BE PERFECT AT MY JOB. I WANTED THE BE THE BEST CIA AGENT EVER. GIRL OR BOYCAT.

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