LUCY – Page 6 – Tom The Baptist

DEZI! Yes Lucy. I HAVE BEEN SUSPENDED FROM WORK. What? What do you mean suspended? THE CIA HAS SUSPENDED ME. WITHOUT PAY. AND I HAVE TO ATTEND A TRIAL ON MONDAY. What does that mean? IT MEANS I COULD BE FIRED. OR WORSE. What did you do wrong? THEY ARE ACCUSING ME OF BEING A HITLER LOVER. Are you. OF COURSE NOT DEZI. I ONLY LOVE YOU. AND TOM. NO ONE ELSE EXCEPT MY 3 SISTERS AND 2 BROTHERS. AND MOM OF COURSE. SHE IS JUST NOW RECOVERING FROM THE LOSS OF DAD. I GUESS I DID LIKE HIM ALOT. HE WAS AN EXCEPTIONAL PETTER. HE JUST WORE ME DOWN WITH HIS KINDNESS. I KNOW HE LOVED ME. OF COURSE THAT HAS AN EFFECT ON A CAT. WHEN A HUMAN LOVES THEM. DUH. THIS IS NOT ROCKET SCIENCE?

“LUCY. DO YOU SWEAR ON YOUR CATS MEOW THAT YOU WILL BE COMPLETELY HONEST IN YOUR TRIAL?” OF COURSE. I SWEAR. “LUCY LET ME INTRODUCE THE JUDGES TO YOU. PINSTERR. LIZA. AND ME OF COURSE…VISCIOUS. BASICALLY YOU ARE CHARGED WITH TREASON LUCY. IF EVEN ONE JUDGE FINDS YOU GUILTY…THEN YOU WILL BE AT THE VERY LEAST FIRED PERMANENTLY FROM THE CIA. AS FAR AS ANY TIME YOU MAY SPEND IN CAT PRISON; YOU WOULD NEED 3 NEGATIVE VOTES FOR THAT TO COME INTO PLAY. ANY QUESTION?” I CAN`T BELIEVE THIS IS HAPPENING. AFTER ALL I WENT THRU. YOU DARE TO CALL ME A TRAITOR. “THAT`S ENOUGH OF THAT LUCY. DON`T FORSE US TO GAG YOU.” (WHAT?)

“LIZA WOULD YOU LIKE TO BEGIN YOUR QUESTIONS?” THANK YOU JUDGE. I WILL BEGIN BY SHOWING LUCY BLOOD PRESSURE WHEN SHE WAS AROUND HITLER. AS YOU CAN SEE SHE HAS A 100% SCORE HERE WHEN SHE FIRST SITS ON HITLERS LAP. COMPLETEY RELAXED… THIS IS THE ONLY TIME SHE SCORED 100%. THIS INDICATES COMPLETE SATISFACTION. LUCY LOVED TO SIT ON HITLERS LAP MORE THAN ANYTHING.

“I WAS COMPLETELY NERVOUS. SOMETHING MUST BE WRONG WITH THE TESTER. I REMEMBER THINKING HOW NERVOUS I WAS. THAT I WOULD FART. OR POUP. OR PEE ON HIM. CAN YOU IMAGINE PEEING ON THE FUHRER. IT IS NERVE RACKING JUST THINKING ABOUT IT. AND HOW CAN YOU BE IN A ZEN STATE WHEN YOU ARE IN HITLERS LAP AND HE NEEDS A SHOWER. OR SOME DEODERAUNT? OR HAS THE FARTS. THERE WAS NOT A SINGLE TIME THAT I SAT IN HITLERS LAP THAT MY FIRST THOUGHT WAS NOT “WHAT IS THAT SMELL!!!”

Hi Lucy. I am pinsterr. Your case is anything if not interesting. THANK YOU…I THINK. I would like to know why you waited so long to warn us of hitlers attack against the Transylvania vampire jews. Not that the cia recognizes such a group. Cause in my thorough search in our files I was unable to find said group. OH THEY ARE VERY REAL. Did you ever meet any of these “vampire jews?” NO. NEVER. So how could you be sure of their existence. OH THE FUHRER WAS ADAMANT THAT THEY EXISTED. IT IS AN ACCEPTED FACT IN THE WHEREWOLF COMMUNITY. Interesting. You still call him the fuhrer. Instead of hitler. Is hitler your fuhrer Lucy. I WOULD`NT SAY THAT. What would you say Lucy? NOTHING. I see. So why did you wait so long and talk so little about the attack on the German girls. THIS IS A FRAUD. YOU HAD ACCESS TO MY INNER FILES THE WHOLE TIME. YOU KNEW EVERYTHING. Sometimes facts are not revealed until time takes its course. And over time you have proved yourself to be a hitler lover Lucy. That’s all I’m saying.

“LUCY. I HAVE THE LAST QUESTION FOR YOU.” YES VISCIOUS. “LUCY DO YOU VALUE THE TRUTH.” OF COURSE. “SO WE CAN DEPEND ON YOU SPEAKING THE TRUTH TO US?” OF COURSE. “LIKE YOU SPOKE THE TRUTH TO HITLER? I MEAN MEIN FUHRER…?” WHAT DO YOU MEAN? “FOR INSTANCE YOU TOLD HITLER….I MEAN MEIN FUHRER THAT YOU LOVED HIM DID`NT YOU???” I THOUGHT IT WAS GOOD CAT ETIQUETTE. GOOD CIA ETIQUETTE. I WAS JUST DOING MY JOB. “THATS THE PROBLEM LUCY. YOU DID YOUR JOBE TOO WELL. BECAUSE YOU LOVE HITLER. I MEAN YOU LOVE MEIN FUHRER. DON`T YOU?” I WOULD`NT SAY THAT. “WE KNOW YOU WOULD`NT SAY THAT LUCY. YOU DON`T HAVE TO. I DON`T BELIEVE THERE IS ANY MORE QUESTIONS LUCY. YOU ARE FREE TO GO TO THE CAFETERIA UNTIL WE AGREE ON A VERDICT.

Lucy? My name is sativa. I work here at the cia. YES? Oh don’t take those cat treats. They are stale. Try those. OK. Lucy you know they are ashamed of your case. They want it buried. They are afraid the humans are going to find out about it…viscious found out when she bought up the case to her human cia counterparts and they laughed at her. She decided right then and there that the case was a mistake. And that it must be buried. She is so desperate for credibility with the humans. It is sickening. Ok. I must go. You did`nt hear anything from me.

“OKAY LUCY. THE 3 OF US WILL INDIVIDUALLY READ YOU OUR COMMENTS AND VERDICT.. PINSTERR WOULD YOU PLEASE GO FIRST.” Lucy I guess you can use the excuse that this was your first mission as to why you did so poorly. You broke so many rules. You were so sloppy. And what a whore. I’ve never seen such a lesbian whore. Could you tell me what desi thinks of that? Does he know??? I`m personally offended by your whoreness. Have you no pride. No pride in the uniform you wear. Thank god no more. You whore. Slut. Guilty. I proclaim guilty!!!

“LIZA. YOU HAVE THE FLOOR.” Lucy….I guess the most important thing…and the only thing really, is that you are a hitler lover. A despicable human being who deserves no mercy. No love. Not anything good. Thank god you are fired from the cia…SHE IS NOT FIRED YET LIZA. NOT UNTIL I GIVE MY VERDICT. Sorry viscious. Soon to be fired Lucy. And good riddance to you hitler lover. May you never rest I peace. Guilty. Guilty a hundred times

“THANK YOU LIZA. I GUESS THAT JUST LEAVES ME LUCY. LUCY I HAVE TO ASK. DOES YOUR PUSSY STILL HURT. I MEAN….THAT WAS A LOT OF GIRL CATS IN A VERY SHORT PERIOD OF TIME. THAT ONE NIGHT YOU MUST HAVE SET A RECORD. AND DID YOU EVER FAKE IT??? NO ONE WHO HAS SEEN THE TAPE THINKS YOU CAIM THAT MANY TIMES. BUT IT WAS GOOD ACTING….MOSTLY. AND THE MOST COMMON QUESTION I GET WHEN I SHOW YOUR TAPE TO MY FRIENDS IS IS IT REAL OR IS IT FAKE. YOUR CUM SHOTS ARE GOING VIRAL. LUCY YOU HAVE A LOT OF TALENTS. CHIEF AMONG THEM BEING A LESBIAN PUSSY LICKING WHORE. BUT UNFORTUNATELY YOU FALL A LITTLE SHORT OF CIA TALENTS. SO I MUST DECLARE THAT YOU ARE GUILTY. A GUILTY WHORE.

“LUCY SINCE THIS WAS YOUR FIRST MISSION WE ARE GOING TO NOT GIVE YOU YOUR PUNISHMENT OF 3 BIRTHDAYS CONFINEMENT. THAT IS AS LONG AS YOU DO NOT SPEAK PUBLICLY OF THIS AFFAIR. GOD. YOU ARE HEREBY FIRED PERMANENTLY FROM THE CIA. YOU CAN PICK UP YOUR CHECK (CAT BISCUITS) DOWNSTAIRS ON YOUR WAY OUT.”

“LUCY WHAT IS WRONG? ARE YOU CRYING? I`VE NEVER SEEN YOU CRY. I DIDN`T KNOW CATS CRIED.” YES TOM. I AM CRYING. THE CIA HAS FIRED ME. “WHATS UP WITH THE CAT BISCUITS?” IT`S MY FINAL PAYCHECK FROM THE CIA. “WOW. THATS ENOUGH CAT BISCUITS FOR A WHOLE YEAR. REMIND ME NOT TO BUY ANY!” IT`S NOT FUNNY TOM. THEY REALLY DID FIRE ME. WHAT AM I TO DO? “WHAT THE HELL WOULD THEY FIRE YOU FOR? YOU ACCOMPLISHED YOUR MISSION. NOW THE WHOLD WORLD KNOWS ‘HITLER ONLY HAD ONE BALL.’ YOU WOULD THINK THEY WOULD BE OVERJOYED TO FIND OUT THE TRUTH AVBOUT HIM. AND YOU RISKED YOUR LIFE TO FIND THAT OUT.” COMPARED TO YOU TOM I RISKED NOTHING. YOUR STILL WALKING WITH A LIMP FROM HIS TORTURE. “THAT BASTARD. FOR SURE I HATE HITLER NOW AFTER WHAT HE DID TO ME.” SO YOU ARE GOING TO GET RID OF THE MAJIC MIRROR? I MEAN THAT IS STILL WORKING RIGHT. IT IS STILL A CONNECTION TO HIM? “ACTUALLY I WAS GOING TO KEEP IT. I COULD`NT IMAGINE THE BATHROOM WITHOUT IT.” IS THAT WHY THE DOOR IS ALWAYS LOCKED WHEN YOU ARE NOT USING IT. I MEAN GOING POOP. “YES. I LOCK IT IN CASE HITLER SHOWS UP. THAT WAY WE HAVE MORE TIME TO REACT.” (TOM`S SECURITY PLAN.)

YOU KNOW WHY THE CIA FIRED ME TOM? “NO LUCY. WHY DID THEY FIRE YOU.” BECAUSE THEY JUST WANTED THE HITLER FILE TO GO AWAY. THEY MENTIONED IT TO THE HUMAN CIA AND GOT LAUGHED AT. SO THEY JUST WANTED TO BURY THE CASE. “SO THE CAT CIA DOES`NT ACT ANY DIFFERENT THAN THE HUMAN CIA LUCY. THAT SOUNDS LIKE THE WAY HUMANS WOULD REACT TO HITLER. THEY ACCUSE EVERY ONE OF BEING LIKE HITLER, BUT WHEN THE REAL THING SHOWS UP….THEY WANT NOTHING TO DO WITH HIM. REALITY IS TOO MUCH FOR THEM.” YES THAT IS PROBABLY WHY HITLER WAS BRAVE ENOUGH TO COME TO YOUR HOUSE. NO ONE THINKS HE EXISTS SO HE HAS FREEDOM OF MOVEMENT. “DON`T REMIND ME LUCY. I AM TRYING TO FORGET ABOUT THAT PART. I BARELY GET ANY SLEEP AT NIGHT.”

I WON`T BE GOING TO WORK ANY MORE DEZI. I HAVE BEEN FIRED. What? How could that be. They just gave you all those cat treats. I thought they liked you. I thought things were going great with your job. NO. why did they fire you? JEALOUSY. IT SEEMS THAT CATS AND HUMANS HAVE THAT TRAIT IN COMMON. I DISCOVERED INFORMATION THAT WOULD CHANGE THE WORLD BUT THE CIA WAS AFRAID OF THAT CHANGE. THEY JUST WANTED THE STATUS QUO. Well I can’t say I understand that jiberash. Can you explain it a different way? SIMPLE DEZI. I DID MY JOB TOO WELL. APPARENTLY THAT IS WORSE THAN NOT DOING IT GOOD ENOUGH. I knew it was a bad idea to get so involved with humans Lucy. Tom is the only sane one I have met. I GUESS YOU`RE RIGHT ABOUT THAT. I`M GOING TO STICK TO CATS FROM NOW ON. NO MORE HUMAN INTERACTION. As long as you speak human you are going to have human interaction Lucy. I`M NOT BREAKING THAT RULE EVER AGAIN. I`M ONLY TALKING TO CATS. FOR SURE. FROM NOW ON.

“WHAT`S THAT “YOUR NOT SPEAKING TO HUMANS???” OH. TOM. I DIDN`T MEAN YOU OF COURSE. YOU CAN GET ME TO DO ANYTHING. AS LONG AS IT IS LEGAL AND MORAL. “SUCH HIGH STANDARDS. THE DEMOCRATIC CATS ARE GOING TO WALK ALL OVER YOU.” DEMOCRATIC CATS? WHAT IS THAT? “LUCY YOU ARE SO OUT OF TOUCH. YOU`VE BEEN IN TRANSYLVANIA TOO LONG. THE DEMOCRATIC CATS HAVE TURNED COMMUNIST!” OH YES. I REMEMBER HITLER TALKING ABOUT THE COMMUNISTS. HE THOUGHT THEY WERE LAZY. AND STUPID. “WE SHALL SEE. HOPEFULLY WE WILL HAVE NO DIRECT CONTACT WITH THE COMMUNISTS.” I BET YOU WOULD`NT SAY THAT IN FRONT OF HITLER. “LUCY. ONE MUST ALWAYS REMEMBER. IT IS NOT TACTICALLY SMART TO THINK THAT THE AWAY FIELD IS HOME FIELD. IT JUST ISN`T. YOU HAVE TO PLAY DIFFERENTLY.

“LUCY WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO WITH YOURSELF.” WHAT DO YOU MEAN TOM? ”I MEAN YOU CAN`T GO FROM CIA AGENT TO UNEMPLOYED HOUSE CAT WITHOUT SOME PROBLEMS.” WHAT KIND OF PROBLEMS? “LIKE WHAT ARE YO GOING TO DO WITH YOURSELF. BEING A HOUSE CAT IS THE MOST BORING THING AROUND. ISN`T IT?” I NEVER THOUGHT OF IT. I GUESS YOU ARE RIGHT. WHAT AM I GOING TO DO WITH MYSELF? “NO MORE HITLER TO BOSS AROUND ANYMORE. THAT IS ONE THING ABOUT HITLER…HE`S NEVER BORING. HITLER IS NEVER BORING!

THIS IS GETTING RIDICULOUS. I MEAN DEZI`S SEXUAL BOYCOTT OF ME. I HAVE NEEDS. IT`S NOT LIKE BEING AT HITLERS HOUSE WITH WHITEY. THERE WAS ALWAYS A LESBIAN GIRL CAT THERE WHO WANTED SEX. EVEN IF IT WAS WHITEY. SHE WAS SEX CRAZY. IT IS ALL SHE THOUGHT OF. AND NOT DEZI IS BOYCOTTING ME. I HATE BOYCOTTS. I THINK I WILL TRY ONE OF MY OLD “SURE THINGS” ON DEZI. SOMETHING HE CAN`T RESIST. I WILL CATCH HIM SLEEPING. THEN I WILL LAY DOWN WITH MY PUSSY RIGHT NEXT TO HIS NOSE. I HAVE TO MAKE SURE IT IS TWO DAY OLD PUSSY. BY THAT I MEAN I CAN`T LICK IT FOR TWO DAYS. IT DEVELOPES A CERTAIN SMELL AFTER 2 DAYS. DEZI`S FAVORITE. HE CAN`T RESIST.

I WOKE UP WITH DEZI SNORING NEXT TO ME. GOOD. IT WASN`T IN TOM`S ROOM. I LAYED SO THAT MY PUSSY WAS RIGHT IN HIS FACE. IT DIDN`T TAKE LONG. I COULD TELL HE WAS WAKING UP. I SAW HIS EYES OPEN. HE PAUSED…..THEN HE JUMPED ON ME WITH HIS DICK ALREADY HARD AND READY. NO TIME FOR 4 PLAY. I DIDN`T MIND. IT WAS PAINFUL IN A GOOD WAY. DEZI POUNDED ME LIKE NEVER BEFORE. I COULD TELL HE DIDN`T WANT TO COME. HE TRIED TO DELAY IT. HE WANTED A LONG TIME. BUT HE COULD`NT HOLD OUT. HE CAME AND CAME AND CAME….ALL OVER ME. DEZI AND I WERE BACK.

DO YOU MISS HITLER TOM. “MISS HIM. I WANT TO BEAT HIS ASS. HE DOESN`T FIGHT FAIR; WAITING UNTIL HE WAS A WEREWOLF TO ATTACK ME. HE HAD SUPER HUMAN …I SHOULD SAY SUPER ANIMAL STRENGTH. I HAD NO CHANCE. AND THEN HE THROWS ME INTO THE CEILING GIVING ME A CONCUSSION!” SO YOU WOULD “HURT” THE FUHRER IF YOU COULD TOM? “ARE YOU RECORDING THIS LUCY? THAT`S RIGHT, YOU ARE ALWAYS RECORDING!!!” WHY YES. IT`S NOT LIKE I CAN TURN IT ON AND OFF.. MR. ELON TOLD ME NOT TO MESS WITH IT! “SO WHY DO YOU WANT TO KNOW SO MUCH ABOUT MY FEELINGS TOWARDS THE FUHRER? ARE YOU STILL UPSET THAT I DIDN`T GET RID OF THE MAJIC MIRROR HITLER GAVE ME? BUT YOU DID LOCK THE DOOR. AND PROHIBIT ANYONE ELSE FROM USINBG IT. LUCKILY FOR ME I REMEMBERED TO TELL YOU TO MOVE MY CAT BOX OUT OF YOUR BATHROOM. “YOU THINK OF EVERYTHING LUCY. THAT`S WHY YOU ARE CIA.” WELL I KEEP HEARING ON THE INTERNET THAT EVERYONE HATES HITLER. WANTS TO KILL HIM. WISHES THEY COULD KILL HIM. “TALK IS CHEAP LUCY. THESE PEOPLE ALIVE TODAY ARE CERTAINLY NOT THE A COPY OF THE GREATEST GENERATION MATERIAL. THEY ARE A BUNCH OF LOSERS. THEY WOULD NOT SURVIVE NAZI GERMANY TIMES FOR SURE. THE NAZIS WOULD GOBBLE THESE PUSSIES UP!!!

I REMEMBER READING HOW THE NAZIS EXECUTED COLLEGE STUDENTS THEY CAUGHT WRITING ANTI NAZI PROPAGANDA. THE NAZI`S HUNG THEM. FUNNY NO ONE REMEMBERS THOSE COLLEGE STUDENTS BUT ME. AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE THE NAZI!” YOU KNOW THE DEMOCRATS GET GREAT SATISFACTION FROM CALLING THE REPUBLICANS NAZI. THEY BETTER HOPE THEY NEVER DECIDE TO BE NAZIS. CAUSE NAZIS ARE SOME BRUTAL MOTHER F…ERS.

“LUCY.” YES TOM. “YOU CAN`T SIT AROUND THE HOUSE ALL DAY. YOUR GOING TO DRIVE ME AND DEZI CRAZY. YOU NEED A JOB.” WHY TOM. YOU LET DEZI STAY AT HOME ALL DAY. I HAVE`NT HEARD YOU TELL HIM TO GET A JOB. “THAT`S BECAUSE DEZI DOES`NT HAVE A SKILL LIKE YOU. LOOK AT HIM SNORING AWAY. THAT IS THE EXTENT OF HIS DAY WHEN HE`S NOT EATING OR TAKING A DUMP.” THAT`S EASY TOM. DEZI CAN`T TALK. TALKING CATS ARE IN BIG DEMAND. “AND ALL OF THE OTHER TALKING CATS HAVE TO TAKE THE “ELON” OATH. THAT THEY WILL ONLY SPEAK WHEN THEIR MASTER IS OK WITH IT. AND BESIDES, ALL THE TALKING CATS ARE IN THE CIA. NO WAY IS THE CIA GOING TO GIVE THEIR OK. THEY WOULD RATHER KILL THAT CAT. THEY TOLD US AS MUCH THE VERY FIRST DAY. “THEY THREATENED YOU?” IN SO MANY WORDS. WE ALL NEW WHAT THEY MEANT. DON`T F—- WITH THE CIA. “YA. LIKE KENNEDY.”

TOM!!! HAVE YOU SEEN DEZI? IT IS ALMOST NOON AND I HAVE NOT SEEN HIM ALL DAY. AND ALL NIGHT NOW THAT I THINK OF IT. HE DIDN`T COME IN ALL NIGHT. DID YOU SEE HIM TOM? “NO LUCY. NOT SINCE I FED YOU GUYS LUNCH YESTERDAY. BUT WHAT ABOUT YOU LUCY? WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SAW HIM?” I WISH YOU WOULD STOP SMOKING THAT POT TOM. ESPECIALLY WHEN THE WINDOWS ARE CLOSED. I DON`T REMEMBER MUCH ABOUT YESTERDAY. IT WAS A WIERD DAY FOR SURE. I REMEMBER SEEING DEZI IN THE BATHROOM AS THE SUN WAS GOING DOWN. HE WAS SNORING AWAY. SO I LEFT TO CHECK ON MY FAVORITE MICE AREA. IT WAS PRIME TIME. THE MICE WERE HUNGRY. AND SO WAS I. I WAS SURE DEZI WOULD SHOW UP EVENTUALLY. HE ALWAY DOES. BUT HE NEVER DID. I HEARD YOU OUTSIDE LATER TOM AND I RAN IN THE HOUSE. IT WAS VERY LATE. AND I COULD TELL YOU HAD OPENED A CAN OF WET CAT FOOD TO ENTICE US IN. I JUST ASSUMED DEZI WAS IN WHEN I CAME IN.

OMG TOM. YOUR BATHROOM IS OPEN. THE 3 SIDED MIRROR HAS BEEN USED. LOOK. ALL THE MIRRORS LINE UP. DEZI MUST HAVE USED IT. OMG TOM. WHAT WILL HITLER DO TO DEZI? HE MIGHT KILL HIM IN AN EXPERIMENT. REMEMBER DEZI IS MISSING A BALL AND HIS TAIL. HARDLY NAZI MATERIAL. THEY WILL EXECUTE HIM IMMEDIATELY. “LUCY I DON`T WANT TO SOUND LIKE I DON`T CARE CAUSE I LOVE DEZI. BUT I AM NOT GOIING BACK TO HITLERS CASSLE IN TRANSYLVANIA NO MATTER HOW MUCH YOU PAY ME. AND I AM ESPECIALLY NOT DOING IT FOR YOU FOR FREE LUCY. YOU WILL HAVE TO RESCUE DEZI YOURSELF.” MAYBE THAT WILL BE BETTER TOM. YOU JUST MAKE HITLER UPSET ANYWAYS. I HAVE OTHER WAYS OF CONTROLLING HIM. HE IS SUSCEPTIBLE TO A CATS PURR. AT LEAST MINE. I CAN GET HIM TOTALLY DEFENSELESS.

“WHAT ARE YOU DOING LUCY.? “ I AM PACKING. “YOU ARE NOT GOING BACK TO TRANSYLVANIA ARE YOU? BY YOURSELF?” YES TON BY MYSELF SINCE YOU ARE TOO SC…. “SCARED TO GO YOU MEAN LUCY?” NO TOM. I CAN`T WASTE MY TIME ON SUCH THINGS. I CAN ONLY THINK OF DEZI. I MUST HURRY BEFORE HITLER KILLS HIM. HITLER DEMANDS PERFECTION IN CATS. IN EVERYTHING….

”I WISH THIS DIDN`T HAVE TO HAPPEN LUCY.” WELL YOU HAVE TO ADMIT I WARNED YOU ABOUT LEAVING THE BATHROOM DOOR UNLOCKED WITH THE TRANSFORMER IN THERE. WHAT IF HITLER DECIDED TO SHOW UP? OR SENT AN ASSASSIN? “OBVIOUSLY IT IS MY FAULT LUCY. I JUST HOPE I DON`T HAVE TO ASK FOR MORE FORGIVENESS.” BESIDES I WANT TO SEE HITLER. “BUT WHY LUCY? WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO SEE HITLER.?” BECAUSE HITLER WILL BE THE FASTEST WAY TO DEZI. HE WILL KNOW WHERE HE IS.

BYE TOM. I WILL BE BACK AS SOON AS POSSIBLE. AS SOON AS I FIND DEZI. “I`M SURE EVERYTHING WILL BE OK. HITLER KNOWS ABOUT DEZI…WHAT THAT DOG DID TO HIM. SO THEY HAVE THAT IN COMMON.” BUT DEZI CAN`T TALK. AND HITLER CAN`T TALK CAT. I FORSEE POSSIBLE PROBLEMS. THAT IS WHY I MUST HURRY. AND LIKE THAT I WAS GONE. THRU THE TRANSFORMER. WHEN I ARRIVED AT HITLER HOUSE I COULD SMELL DINNER COOKING. I MADE MY WAY INSIDE WITHOUT SECURITY EVEN NOTICING. I MADE MY WAY TO THE KITCHEN AND ASKED THE COOK: DO YOU KNOW WHERE THE FUHRER IS? Yes, the eagles nest.

MEIN FUHRER! DEZI!! YOU FOUND HIM!!! SO YOU MET MY HUSBAND MEIN FUHRER! DEZI!! “I SEE WHAT YOU MEAN ABOUT HIM BEING DEFORMED. THAT DOG MADE QUITE A MESS. TORE THE TAIL RIGHT OFF.” AND HE LOST A BALL. WE SAW YOU BEFORE WE LEFT MEIN FUHRER. WE KNOW YOU ONLY HAVE ONE BALL. “SO. WHAT AM I TO SAY. I HAVE BEEN THIS WAY AS LONG AS I CAN REMEMBER. MY DEAR MOTHER TOLD ME THE CHAIN BROKE ON MY BIKE AND I SMASHE MY BALLS INTO THE BIKE. I WAS LUCKY TO SAVE ONE OF THEM. HAVEN`T BEEN IN SO MUCH PAIN BEFORE OR SENCE.” SO YOU DO NOT WANT TO EXECUTE DEZY BECAUSE HE IS DEFORMED? “LUCY I AM NOT QUITE AS EVIL AND CRUEL AS I USED TO BE. I`VE BEEN WORKING ON IT. YOU CAN GET BETTER YOU KNOW? I HAVE NO REASON TO HURT DEZI. HE IS A LOVELY CAT. TOM ON THE OTHER HAND…..”

“SO HOW LONG ARE YOU STAYING LUCY. YOUR NOT TAKING DEZI ARE YOU? I HAVE BECOME VERY FOND OF HIM.” DEZI. WHAT DO YOU THINK. THE FUHER WANTS US TO STAY.

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